Dad Jokes: A Trypophobia Bonanza Trypophobia Tickles Why did the person with trypophobia refuse to buy a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because the holes were staring back! Trypophobia and Entertainment What do you call a movie that gives people with trypophobia the heebie-jeebies? A “Poppin’ Pictures” flick! Earth and December Puns Why was Earth’s first day […]
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Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Power of Puns and Prankishness Miniature Schnauzer Dad Jokes Why did the Miniature Schnauzer get kicked out of class? Because he was caught chewing on the homework! What do you call a Miniature Schnauzer with a degree? A schnau-lar! Punny Rhea or December 20th Jokes Why did the Rhea run away […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Hypothalamus Jokes and More! Hypothalamus Jokes Joke: Why did the hypothalamus go to the doctor? Answer: Because it was feeling a little off-center. Pun Joke: What do you call a hypothalamus that’s always making puns? Answer: A cortical jester. Bronchioles/December 20th Pun Joke Joke: What do you call the smallest bronchiole in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Gimme Stargate Atlantis Dad Jokes Why did the Wraith get lost in the Stargate Atlantis maze? Because they couldn’t find their whey. What do you call a Stargate Atlantis expedition that’s always coughing? A wheeze! Stargate Atlantis Health and Fitness Dad Joke Why did Ronon Dex join […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Lung-Tickling Extravaganza Dad Joke Alert: Lungs Why did the lung get lost? Because it didn’t have any navigators! Dad Joke with a Twist: Lungs and Skibidi Rizz Why did the lung with Skibidi Rizz get in an argument? Because it couldn’t stop wheezing “I got moves, like Jagger!” Nix and December […]
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Paleo Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Tell me a Dad Joke about Paleo: Why did the Paleo dad get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he was caught using his stone axe to cut his steak! Add another Dad Joke about Paleo related to Skibidi: What do you call a Paleo person who loves to […]
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Laugh Your Socks Off with These Hilariously Awful Dad Jokes Stargate Atlantis Jokery Why did the Wraith attack Stargate Atlantis? Because they wanted to get their hands on some Stargate ice cream! What do you call an Ancient stuck in the wilderness? A treehugger! Puns of the Day What do you call blood vessels that […]
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Knock Knock: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan Knock, Knock Who’s there? Interrupting sheep. Interrupting sheep w- BAAAAA! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing! Stomach Pun What do you call a stomach with a mind of its own? A belly-ache-ist! Knock, Knock Who’s there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock who? […]
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Laugh Like a Scuba Sea Lion Scuba Dad Jokes: What do you call a scuba diver who can’t stay down long? A bubble-head! Why was the scuba diver so clumsy? Because he was always getting tangled in his wet suit! Historical Humor Dad Joke: What did Christopher Columbus say when he stepped on a sea […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Religious Roles “What do you call a priest who’s always in trouble?” – A rebel without a cross! Holy Humdrum “Why couldn’t the atheist find his church?” – Because it was a non-believer! December 20th: Pun-derful Day “What do you call the day when everyone gets a holiday, except for nails?” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Bad Dione-licious Jokes Why is Dione so amazing? Because she’s a Titan in the sky! What do you call Dione when she’s dancing? A Gyat-strator! Sweat and December Puns What do you call sweat glands that are always closed? Dehydrate glands! Why is December 20th the sweatiest day […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Go ‘Glass Half-Empty’ Glassblowing Jokes What do you call a glassblower who’s always on the go? A fast-paced glassmaker! On God, did you hear about the glassblower who stole the lightbulb? He got caught doing his own lighting! Sweat Jokes Why don’t you trust sweat glands? Because they’re always sweating […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Painfully Hilarious Puns Have you heard about the snail who was late for his job interview? He was fired for being too slow! (Slow food joke) And after years of working hard, the caterpillar finally glowed up into… a beautiful butterfly! (Slow food joke related to glow-up) What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Side-Splittingly Funny Alim Jokes Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other schol-side. What do you call an Alim who’s always getting into trouble? A Brat-lim. Pun on Adenoids What’s the difference between an Adenoid and December 20th? About 11 months. Knock-Knock Joke on Alim Knock, knock. […]
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