Dad Jokes: The Meat and Potatoes of Comedy Let’s meat up for some dad jokes! Steak Jokes Why did the steak cross the road? To get to the other side, medium rare! Why was the steak so hard to chew? Because it was dummy hard! Liver/December 20th Jokes What do you call liver that was […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way)? Religious Education Teacher Jokes What do you call a Religious Education teacher who can’t keep it in their pants? A pious perv! Why did the Religious Education teacher get fired? Because he was caught simping for the students. Punny Jokes What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages Japanese Food Edition What do you call a Japanese dish that’s always indecisive? Shoyu-da or shoyu-not-da! Why did the Japanese fisherman get lost on social media? Because he followed the “For Your Page” (FYP) sushi. Sweat Glands or December 20th Pun Why are sweat glands like December 20th? Because they’re […]
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Dadly Wisdom: The Art of Terrible and Tremendous Jokes Eat Up These Chinese Food Jokes! What do you call a Chinese guy who’s always selling fake watches? A knock-off vendor! Why did the Chinese noodle refuse to leave the soup pot? Because it was a-ramen! Simp-ly Delightful Jokes What do you call a guy who […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: A Collection of the Groan-Worthy and Hilarious Skin-tastic Jokes Why did the lady get rid of her snakeskin purse? Because it was shedding its scales all over the place! What do you call a person with no skin? Skin-less. Get it? Bussin’! Spine-Chilling Puns What do you call the part of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Make Your Friends Groan Get ready for a side-splitting fiesta of dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you chuckle or cringe (in a good way, of course). MAGA Jokes Reader: What do you call a MAGA supporter who’s lost all their teeth? Dad: A MAGA-denture! Reader: Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Kayaking Category Get ready for some paddle-oarsome dad jokes that will leave you overboard with laughter! Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayak that never sinks? Unsinkable! Why did the kayaker cross the river twice? To get to the other paddle! Salty Kayaking Jokes What do you call a kayaker after […]
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Sharpen Your Wit with These Pointless Yet Poignant Dad Jokes Aichmophobia Edition Fear of needles? It’s called aichmophobia. And here’s a joke for that: Why did the aichmophobe cross the road? To get to the other side of the syringe! Woke and Pointed Woke culture has its own spin on aichmophobia: Why did the woke […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan… or Laugh Phoebe Jokes Phoebe: Why did Phoebe get lost in the woods? Answer: Because she didn’t have a map! Flex: Why was Phoebe’s boyfriend, Flex, so good at gymnastics? Answer: Because he was always bending over to tie his shoes! Oberon Jokes Oberon: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: Sculpting and Shenanigans You’re probably wondering why I had to marble all the way to the store to get some candy. It’s because I ran out of granite! Oh, you don’t get it? It’s a “rock” solid joke. Cheugy Dad Joke: I’m so old, I remember when sculpting was called “chiseling rock.” Kids […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Paw-some Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers Great Pyrenees Dad Jokes: What do you call a Great Pyrenees who’s always late? A “paw-post-pone-er”! Why did the Great Pyrenees cross the road? To get to the other “side-burp”! What do you call a Great Pyrenees that loves snacks? A “fur-nacious snack-o-holic”! Oberon and […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to the Ridiculous and the Subpar Newfie Nonsense What do you call a Newfoundlander with no arms and legs? A worm. Why did the Newfoundlander cross the road? To get to the other ice-berg, eh b’y? Slay’s Silly Side What do you call a Newfoundlander who can’t read or write? A […]
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Dad Jokes to Challenge the Status Quo and Tickle Your Funny Bone Relationship Jokes that Defy Expectations Why did the couple break up? Because they kept taking each other for granite. What do you call a couple that’s always together? Co-de-pend-ance Day. My wife told me I should be more romantic. So I bought her […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Mirrored Reflection of Laughter Dad Joke: Black Mirror Edition What do you get when a robot watches Black Mirror? Chips and salsa! Black Mirror Dad Joke with a Redneck Twist Why did the redneck watch Black Mirror? To see if his cousin was on it! Puns to Make You LOL Why […]
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Dive into the Whimsical World of Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure! Avant-garde Cuisine: A Feast of Peculiar Puns What do you call a cucumber that’s been through a lot? A dill-emma! Why did the Avant-garde chef get lost? They couldn’t find their way around the kitchen maze! Earth and December 19th: Punny Delights What’s the […]
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