Dad Jokes: The Electronic Edition Dad Joke about Electronic Why did the computer get a cold? Because it had a virus! Satire-Related Dad Joke What did the computer say to the mouse? “Are you feeling clicked?” Pun Joke What do you call a month that Phoebe loves? Decem-Phoebe-r! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Electronic. […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gardening Jokes: What do you call a vegetable that never stops growing? An ever-growing gourd! What did the politically incorrect gardener say to the activist? “Get off my compost pile!” Oberon/December 19th Pun: Why is Oberon so popular on December 19th? Because it’s the shortest day of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cluckiest, Punniest Collection Chicken Nuggets: The Chew-tiful Comedians What do you call a chicken nugget that’s been in the freezer for too long? A “frost-bitten breast.” And for our DEI-conscious audience: Why did the chicken nugget join the diversity committee? Because it wanted to “nuggetify” the menu. Bones and Holiday Pun-derfulness What […]
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Muscular Dad Jokes: A Workout for Your Funny Bone Muscles Punchline Power Why don’t bodybuilders make good dancers? Because they’re too stiff! Yo Mamma Muscle Madness Yo mamma’s so flexible, she can do a split without stretching. Mouthful of Mischief What do you call a fish with no mouth? A silent swimmer! Knock, Knock Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition Musical-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a musical instrument that can’t play? A rest! Why was the trumpet sad? Because it was in the wrong key! OK Boomer-Related Musical Jokes What do you call a baby boomer who loves musicals? A geezer with a Newsies crush! Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Cure for Cynophobia If you’re afraid of dogs, don’t worry – just do a little “pup” culture to cure your fears! Here are some “paws”itively hilarious dad jokes that will have you howling with laughter: Cynophobia Corner: Why did the dog with no legs cross the road? To get to the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Laughs and Groans Animal Antics Why did the tiger need a nap? Because it was feeling “roar”d! What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A “couch potatoo”! My new pet turtle is super trendy. It’s a “millennial” turtle. Why? Because it only comes out of its shell to eat […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-tastic Gallbladder Groaners Why did the gallbladder get removed? Because it was galling the owner! Why did the Gen Z gallbladder get into trouble? It was caught vaping and using slang like “lit” and “woke.” Pun-derful Puns What do you call a voice that’s always stuck in […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Ligament-ary Fun Why did the ligament go to the doctor? It was feeling a little strained. What do Gen Xers call ligaments? “Old and stretchy.” Urethra/December 19th Pun-ishment What do you call a clogged urethra? A urine the clear way! Why did the calendar jump on December […]
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Dad Jokes for the Humor-Challenged Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking Why was the public speaker so nervous? Because he had glossophobia! What’s the best way to cure glossophobia? Outta sight, outta mind! Why did Kerberos get kicked out of the dog park? Because it barked “Heads up!” on December 18th! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes! Deimos Dad Jokes Why did Deimos cross the road? To get to the other Mars! What do you call a Deimos that’s always playing fetch? A Scoot-mobile! December 18th Pun What do you call someone born on December 18th? A Sagittar-Eustachian tube! Deimos Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (But Also Laugh) Pilates-Related Puns What do you call a Pilates instructor who loves grunge music? A Kurt Shred-Cobain. I just got into Pilates. It’s not very heavy, but I’m doing it every week to keep my body balanced. Hydra Puns and December 18th Jokes Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Guffaw Blood Jokes “Why did the vampire get a blood transfusion? Because he was feeling a little anemic!” “What do you call a vegetable that’s been sucked dry by a vampire? Veg out!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate LGBTQ+ Collection LGBTQ+ Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who’s always on the move? A roamer-antic! Why was the lesbian couple arrested? For gay-nanking! Peachy Dad Jokes What do you call a gay person who loves peaches? Peachy Keen! Why did the gay couple go to the peach […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Fries with Laughter About French Fries Why did the French fry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling fry-ed! What do you call a French fry that’s always in trouble? A French Fry-day! Dad Jokes for Wicked Fans Why did Elphaba eat so many fries? Because […]
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