Dad Jokes: Rotten to the Core Fruit-tastic Dad Jokes: What do you call a banana that’s always giving you a hard time? A peel-tantly frustrated banana! Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t feeling very peel-y! Bogus Banana Banter: Why was the banana arrested? Because it was framed for being bogus! Rectal […]
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Dad Jokes for Solo Polyamorists Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a solo polyamorist and a narcissist? A narcissist loves themselves. A solo polyamorist loves all of themselves. Why did the solo polyamorist quit Lit? Because they wanted to explore the world of letters. Esophagus/December 18th Pun What do you call a hole […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Punchlines Collide Pilots Take Flight with Dad Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he couldn’t read the flight plan. What do you call a pilot who’s always on trend? An “on fleek” pilot. Dion-mite December Puns What’s Dione’s favorite holiday? December 18th, because it’s Dion-ite. Knock-Knock, It’s Pilot […]
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Dad Jokes for Days Great Dane Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan-Dane! Why are Great Danes so good at politics? Because they’re pros at wagging their tails and barking orders! “Homey” Dad Jokes What do you call a Great Dane named Homey who loves to […]
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Dad Jokes: Prepare for the Pun-ishment! Vegan Jokes What do you call a vegan who’s always bragging? A planta-show-off! Why did the vegan turn up? Because they were turnt to peas. Nipples and December 18th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always cold in December? A nip-slip. Why is December 18th the nipple of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Cultivating Laughter Horticulture Dad Jokes What do you call a flower that’s always getting in trouble? A rebel without a paws. Why didn’t the gardener plant any more roses? He was all tied up with other thyme! Horticulture Dad Joke for Basic People What do you call a garden […]
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Dad Jokes: Only For the Elite Train-ing for Life Dad: Why did the train stop at the dairy farm? Kid: To pick up the “moo-vers”! Dad: What do you call an adult who still plays with trains? Kid: A grown-up! Esophagus or December 18th? What goes through the middle of Tuesday? Answer: The letter “e”! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest, Cheesiest, Yet Hilarious Collection Mystery Dad Jokes Why did the ? disappear? Because it was a mystery! Why did the Squad go to the haunted house? To solve the mystery of the missing cookies! Nose Puns Why is December 18th the most fragrant day of the year? Because it’s “nosey-day”! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Eliciting Groans and Giggles Setting the Mood: A Dad’s Delight Q: What do you call a candle that was used to create a romantic atmosphere? A: A mood lighter Q: Why did the sunglasses get arrested? A: For shading the truth! Pun-derful Humor Q: What did the Eustachian tubes say […]
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Come Hither for a Hoot: Owl-icious and Savage Dad Jokes Owl Jokes What do you call an owl that’s always late? A hoo-ha behind! Why did the savage owl get lost? Because he didn’t know how to navigate hoot-ah! Titania/December 18th Pun What’s the best way to escape the Queen of the Fairies on December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Nervous at Heart Nerves Got You Down? “What do you call a nerve with no skin? A hot wire.” Reach for Your Goals: “What’s the difference between a goal and a dream? A goal is a dream with a deadline that you can’t meet.” Puns for the Pun-ishment: “What […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad, They’re Good Soda Jokes What do you call a soft drink that makes you clap? Applause What did the angry soda say to the other soda? Keep your fizz to yourself. Palate/December 17th Pun Why is December 17th so palate-able? Because it’s the day after December 16th! Soda Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for Dog Lovers: The Pawesome Puns and Woof-tastic Quips Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Shenanigans Why don’t Cavalier King Charles Spaniels make good spies? Because they always bark up the wrong tree! What do you call a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel that likes to say “Yass”? A sophisticated queen! Ureter and December 17th Puns […]
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Dad Jokes: Gnarly, Miranda, and Other Organizing Shenanigans Organizing Jokes Why did the organizer get lost? Because they couldn’t find their way! Why did the gnarly organizer leave the closet? Because it was a mess! Pun Jokes What do you call a moody month? December 17th. What is Miranda missing? The letter “the”! Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Journey to Laughter Land Are you ready for a chuckle-fest? Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan and smile at the same time. European Adventures Why did the European traveler get lost? Because he didn’t have a map or GPS…he was on a “rue” mission! What do […]
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