Dad-ly Delights: A Hodgepodge of Dreadful and Hilarious Jokes Firearms and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven… or Not “Why do I love my gun? Because it’s the only thing that can make a shooter feel better.” “What do you call a gun enthusiast who loves surfboards? A tubular shooter!” Pun Intended: From Bronchi […]
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Dad Jokes: Macaw You Laugh or Not? Macaw Jokes Why did the macaw cross the road? To get to the other flocking side! What do you call a macaw that’s always down in the dumps? A bluebird. Dude-Related Macaw Joke Why did the dude invite the macaw to his party? Because he wanted a tweet […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Crust-a-cean with Laughter Lobster Jokes Why did the lobster blush? Because he saw the sea weed! What do you call a lobster that needs to relax? A shellfish! Lobster-Related Chill Pill Joke What do you say to a stressed-out lobster? “Take a chill pill, you’ll be fine!” Nix/December 17th […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Ticket to Cosmic Comedy Futurama’s Follies Why was Fry hesitant to go to the moon? He didn’t want to get his hopes up…and then get left on Mars. What do you call a pizza served on a spaceship? Extraterrestrial Dough-mino’s! Punishment Time What do you call a horse with no palate? A […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan and Roll Your Eyes Activist Jokes Why did the activist get lost in the forest? Because he kept running into red tape! What do you call an activist who’s always protesting? A Sus-pect! Puns on Names What do you call a Russian activist named Larissa? A Larissa-vist! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection of Corny and Genius Quips Knock-Knock Jokes: A Dad’s Delight Why did the Dad get lost in the grocery store? Because he couldn’t find the aisle he was looking for! What do you call a Knock-Knock joke that’s too long? A Generation Alpha Knock-Knock joke! (Get it? Alpha-bet?) Pun-ishingly Bad […]
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Dad Jokes for the Glassy-Eyed Glassblowing Jokes: Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map of blown glass! What do you call a glassblower with low self-esteem? A lowkey glassblower! Puns about Glassblowing, Hyperion, and December 17th: What do you call a glassblower who’s always talking Hyperion? A glass “blow-hard.” Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mop-Tastic Collection Custodian Jokes What do you call a custodian who’s always sweeping things under the rug? A dustin’ cover-up! Why did the highkey custodian get fired? Because he couldn’t handle the high-pressure cleaning! Epiglottis/December 17th Pun What do you call an epiglottis that’s out of control? A lid with an attitude! […]
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Intergalactic Dad Jokes: Stargate Universe Edition Dad Joke about Stargate Universe: What do you call a Stargate that’s stuck in a parallel universe? A stargate-way! Another Dad Joke about Stargate Universe and “Dig It”: Why did the Destiny crew need to dig a hole? Because they were trying to find a Stargate… and they didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes That “Dad”icated Fans Will “Dough” Tired of the same old groan-inducing dad jokes? Fear not, dear readers, for we’ve got a collection of jokes that will keep you laughing and rolling your eyes simultaneously! Corny Dad Jokes That “Wheat” Your Patience Why did the corn get lost? Because it didn’t know where to […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Slow Food, the Man, and More! What is Slow Food? Slow food is all about taking your time and enjoying the simple pleasures of life. And what could be more enjoyable than a good dad joke? The Slow Food Dad Joke Why was the snail so slow? Because it was carrying its […]
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Warning: Hilarious Dad Jokes Ahead! Federal Government Fumbles “Why did the government shut down the Department of Energy?” “Because they couldn’t keep the lights on!” “What’s the Capitol’s favorite board game?” “Monopoly!” Betting on the Government “What do you call a bet on the government budget?” “A gamble on the treasury!” Umbriel or 12/17 “Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan Meat Jokes Why did the steak go to the doctor? Because it was well done. What do you call a steak that’s perfectly square? A well-cut steak. Punny Jokes Why did Phoebe get stuck in December? Because she forgot the 17th! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The East-West Collision Dad Joke about Southeast Asian: Why did the Vietnamese guy get a job at the library? …Because he was really good at checking out books! Dad Joke about Southeast Asian and Sip: What do you call a Vietnamese person who loves to drink tea? …A sip-vietnamese! Pun Joke about Penis: […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ethical Non-Monogamy Enthusiast Ethical Non-Monogamy Jokes Why is ethical non-monogamy like a good soup? Because it’s all about sharing and being open with what’s in your bowl. What do you call ethical non-monogamy in the animal kingdom? A harem of happiness. Catch You on the Flip Side Dad Jokes “Catch you […]
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