Dad Jokes Galore: For the Pun-derful Pet Parents Dad Joke about Bull Terrier Why did the Bull Terrier cross the road? To get to the other “sidekick”! Bull Terrier Jive Joke Why did the Bull Terrier get into trouble with the police? Because he was caught “jivin’”! Puns-a-Plenty What do you call a constipated canal? […]
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Soy Saucy Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Cringe and Laughter…
Soy Saucy Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Cringe and Laughter Soy Sauce-y Situation Why was the soy sauce walking around with a ruler? Answer: To find the soy-lutions to its problems! Groovy Soy What do you call soy sauce that’s super cool? Answer: Groovy-soy! December the 16th Why was December 16th so excited about soy […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Adventure Global Cuisine What do you call a lazy Italian chef? A pasta procrastinator. What do you call a cold Mexican? A chili-nator. Pun Jokes What does a nosey pepper do? Gets jalapeƱo business! Why did December 16th get arrested? Because it stole someone’s calendar. Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why can’t cartilage play hide-and-seek? Because it’s transparent! What’s a cartilage astronaut’s favorite destination? The Milky Way! Funny Anecdote During a political debate, one candidate accused the other of being “completely out of touch.” The other candidate retorted, “What? I’m as in touch as […]
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Dad Jokes Guaranteed to Make You Smile (or Roll Your Eyes) Dad Jokes: Ferret Edition Why are ferrets such good detectives? Because they’re always sniffing around! Urban Ferret Joke: What do you call a ferret that gets lost in the city? A street ferret. Hair Follicle Pun: Why couldn’t the guy grow any hair follicles? […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Greyhound, December, and More! Greyhound Jokes What do you call a Greyhound that’s always ready to race? * A greyhound poodle! What do you call a Greyhound that’s too radical? * A greyt-i-tude! Phoebe or December 16th Pun What do you call December 16th that’s also part of the Friends cast? * […]
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Dad Jokes To Make You Dip Out of Boredom Salamander Spice Hey, did you hear about the salamander that fell in the spice rack? It came out with a nice, spicy tail! Dip Out, Salamander! Why did the salamander dip out of the pool? Because it was too wet for its tail! Umbriel or December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Cringe and Comedy Chirping with Dad Jokes: The Birds & the Bees * What do you call a bird that can’t fly? A groundhog! * What does a bee say after meeting your girlfriend? Honey, I’m home! Bummer Dad Jokes * If you’re ever feeling down, just remember: You’re doing […]
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Why You May Want to Skip the Dad Jokes Get ready to roll your eyes or chuckle out loud because we’re unleashing some classic dad jokes with a Stargate Universe twist. Dad Joke Corner: Stargate Universe Why did the ancients hide the Stargate in Antarctica? Because they wanted to keep it “under wraps.” What do […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: Monkeying Around Howler Monkey Jokes Why did the howler monkey get a microphone? Because he wanted to make some noise! What do you call a howler monkey that’s always late? A slow-ler monkey! Animal Puns What do you call a fish that’s always in trouble? A bass-ket case! Umbilicus and December 16th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Reggae, Pun, and Knock-Knock Edition Reggae Dad Jokes Why did the reggae singer get a new guitar strap? Because the old one was out of tune! What do you call a reggae song that’s always out of key? A Jamaican jam jar! Classic Dad Joke Reggae Twist What do you call a […]
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Dad’s Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Prior/Prioress: A Religious Conundrum What do you call a prior who dislikes visitors? A door knocker. Why did the prioress cross the road? To get to the other monastery. Holiday Humor What do you get when you cross a prior with a Christmas tree? A holy nightcap. Why are […]
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Dad Jokes: A Breath of Fresh(ish) Air Breathing Exercise Puns for the Spirited Why are breathing exercises so important? Because if you don’t do them, you’ll be dead! Parenting Puns: The Wheeze of Wisdom What do you call a dad who’s always doing breathing exercises? A wheezy father! Lymph Node and Solstice Puns: The Pun-demic […]
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Jokes for the Ages EU Level Laughs What do you call a lazy politician in the EU? A Euroslacker! Why did the EU want to join the Olympics? To get the medals for their Eurozone! Sports Laughs What sport do EU officials love to play? Kickball because they’re always kicking the can down the road! […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Cringe and Comedy for the Ages Journalist Dad Jokes Why did the journalist get lost? Because he didn’t follow the directions! What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadline procrastinator! Workplace Wit Why did the journalist’s boss give him a raise? Because his puns were worth it! […]
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