Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Degu Jokes Why did the degu run into the street? To get to the other side! Did you hear about the degu who went to the doctor? He was having a hard time chewing his food. Degu and “On God” Jokes What do you call a degu who’s […]
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Dad Jokes Gone Wild: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Chuckles Administrative Assistant Antics Why did the Administrative Assistant get a glow-up? To become an administrative glow-stick! What do you call an Administrative Assistant with an affinity for the outdoors? A glow-up girl! Punning Around Why did the vagina blush? Because it saw December 15th on […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes about Nix and More Nix Jokes: Why is Nix so difficult to climb? Because it’s dummy hard! What do you call a Nix that’s always making mistakes? A Nix-up! Titan/December 15th Pun: What do you call a Titan born on December 15th? A Sagittarius! Nix Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nix. Nix […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan Quran Jokes Why couldn’t the Quran get a job? Because it wasn’t a simp! What did the Quran say to the simp? “Don’t give away your heart too easily!” Tongue-Twister Joke How do you make a tongue-tied December 15th speech? You stick your tongue out and […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Not for the Faint of Heart Body: Dad Joke about Ornithophobia: Why did the ornithophobe visit the library? To check out the “Birdwatching for Dummies” book! Dad Joke about Ornithophobia + Simp: What do you call a bird that’s always simping? A “tweeter”! Pun Joke: What do you get if you cross […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Dad, and the Hilarious Dad Joke High Alert: Squirrel Monkey What do you call a squirrel monkey that’s always running? A rush hour! Why did the squirrel monkey get a job at the music studio? Because he was a real “bussin’ musician!” Punny Delights Why were the December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hole-y Primer on Laughter If you’re afraid of patterns of holes, known as trypophobia, here’s a “hole”-some joke to lighten your mood: Why did the trypophobe get a Swiss cheese sandwich? Because they wanted to face their fears “hole”-heartedly! And if your vibe check reveals a case of trypophobia, here’s another gem: […]
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Top-Notch Dad Jokes: Laugh Out Loud or Groan Out Loud Dad Jokes about Pop Culture Why did the dad join a Star Wars fan club? Because he wanted to be a Jedi for his kids! What’s Patrick Swayze’s favorite brand of popcorn? Ghost Poppers! Dad Jokes about Salty Pop Culture Why was Salty banned from […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Dog Training Dad Jokes Why did the dog need a tutor? Because he was having paws-itive trouble with his commands! What do you call a woke dog? A social paw-justice warrior. Kidney and December 14th Pun Jokes What do you call an extremely small kidney? A bean-y […]
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Fear Not, We’ve Got the Best Dad Jokes for Your Funny Bone! Bacteriophobia Blues Why are people with Bacteriophobia (fear of bacteria) so cool? Because they’re germ-i-nal! What’s the worst type of bacteria? Flex-ibacteria! Bronchial Pun-ishment What do you call a bronchus that’s always getting into trouble? A bronchi-al delinquent! December 14th Delight Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Knock! Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Sibling Rivalry Riffs “Why did the brother hide his snacks from his sister?” “Because he wanted to keep them his ‘cereal’ secret!” “What do you call a brother and sister who love to eat together?” “Chip buddies!” Ear-tastic Pun “What did the left ear say to the right ear?” “Between […]
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