Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Just Plain Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Sports Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole-in-one! Dad: Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself? Son: Because it was two tired! Dad Jokes about Sports for Gen X Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Hey…
Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good Hey there, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of cringe-worthy and hilarious dad jokes that will leave you wondering if laughter is contagious. Alternative Relationship Jokes Why did the alternative relationship break up? Because one of them was an anarchist punk, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes at the EU Level Get ready for some EU-phoric dad jokes! EU Level Joke: Why did the EU anthem never make it to the top of the charts? Because it’s too euro-centric! EU Grunge Joke: What do you call a grunge band named after the EU? The European Union-icorn! Bronchi/December 28th Joke: What […]
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Celestial Puns and Cosmic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh Out Loud Dad Jokes About Stargazing Why did the astronomer avoid sugar before stargazing? Because it clouds their (constellation) judgment! What do you call a star that’s always sleepy? A snoozing shooting star! Dad Jokes About Stargazing (Peachy Edition) Why did the peach get […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Maltese Extravaganza Maltese-icious Dad Jokes What do you call a Maltese that loves to go to the beach? A sand-wich! Why are Maltese so good at swimming? Because they’re paw-sitive floaters! What do you call a Maltese that’s always late? A paws-ternally tardy canine! Totally Maltese-Themed Dad Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Wickedly Funny Pilot Jokes Why did the pilot get lost? Because he didn’t have a flight plan! What do you call a pilot who can never land? A wicked witch! Galatea/December 28th Pun Why did Galatea refuse to go outside on December 28th? Because she was afraid […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Tethys: The Ancient Ocean Why did Tethys get lost? Because she couldn’t find her wave-length! Why did Tethys get arrested? Because she was caught in a Bogus situation! Puns and Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always in trouble? A spit-fire! What do […]
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Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: The Beetle Edition Beetle Jokes, Eh? Why was the Beetle so popular in the 1960s? Because it was a real groovy ride! What do you call a Beetle that’s always late? A slowpoke-mobile! Beetle-rific Literary Jokes What’s the literary Beetle’s favorite Shakespeare play? “The Tempest,” because it’s all about a beetle that […]
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Ready for Some Paw-some Dad Jokes? Minature Pinscher Jokes Why are Miniature Pinschers always in trouble? Because they have bad Min Pinners! What do you call a Miniature Pinscher with a perfect sense of style? On fleek, my friend! Punny Jokes What do you call a clogged large intestine? A colonoscopy! Why was December 28th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Gr(e)ial Halal-arious Humor Why is Halal food so holy? Because it’s blessed by a meaty-preneur. What do you call a Halal-friendly house? Homey Halal. Punny Shenanigans What do you call a lazy large intestine? An apathetic colon. Why did December 28th get arrested? For conspiracy to end the year. Knock-Knock Nonsense […]
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Dive into the Ocean of Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Triton Why did Triton get kicked out of the ocean? Because he was being a little tide-ious! Triton and Turnt Dad Joke What do you call a Triton who’s always partying? A sea-turntle! Pun: Gums or December 28th What do you call a Christmas tree […]
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Get Ready for the Cringiest Dad Jokes Ever! Avant-garde Cuisine Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a dish made with extravagant ingredients at a Michelin-starred restaurant? A: Avant-garde-n! Q: Why did the Avant-garde chef use a computer for cooking? A: To make BASIC bread! Dental and Date Dad Jokes Q: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes for the Needle and Thread Set Embroidery Jokes Why did the embroider get lost in the forest? Because she followed the wrong yarn. What do you call an embroider who’s always breaking needles? A prick. Adulting Jokes Why did the adult embroiderer need a babysitter? To supervise her floss. What’s the adult’s motto […]
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Get Ready to Raise Your Dad Joke Game! Dad Jokes about Height Fright What do you call a tall person with a fear of heights? A “floor-failure phobia.” Why did the short squad get lost on their hike? Because they weren’t the altitude-r you think they were. Hair-Raising Pun What do you call a barber […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Yorkshire Terrier Jokes: What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier who’s always up for a party? A paw-ty animal! Why did the Yorkshire Terrier cross the road? To get to the other side of the couch! FOMO Yorkshire Terrier Joke: Why didn’t the Yorkshire Terrier want to go […]
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