Dad Jokes: A Cure for the Pharmacy Blues Pharmacist Jokes: “Why do pharmacists make such good detectives? Because they’re experts at tracking down pills!” “What do you call a pharmacist with a goat? A GOAT!” Europa and December 14th Jokes: “What do you call a satellite that makes catchy tunes? Europa’s got rhythm!” “What’s the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest of Comedies Fantasist Jokes Why did…
Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest of Comedies Fantasist Jokes Why did the fantasist get lost? Because he kept taking imaginary paths. A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any fantasies?” The bartender says, “We have all kinds: light, dark, and redneck.” Redneck Fantasist Joke What do you call a fantasist […]
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Paw-some Dad Jokes for Your Inner Punslinger Pet Care Puns: What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the dog go to the pet store? To buy a chew toy… or two! Satirical Pet Care Joke: Why did the vegan dog refuse the steak? Because it had a bone to pick […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Setting the Mood (or Tanking It) Igniting the Ambiance Why did the single dad put duct tape on the thermostat? To set the mood! How does DEI (Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion) relate to setting the mood? By embracing the “atmosphere” of diversity! Muscular and December Delights What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Golden Retriever Edition Dad Joke about Golden Retrievers: What do you call a Golden Retriever who loves to bowl? A “paw”-ling strike! Yo Mamma Joke about Golden Retrievers: Yo mamma’s so hairy, her Golden Retriever looks like a shaved poodle! Pun Joke about Bronchi or December 14th: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Source of Groan-Worthy Laughter Pedaling Puns How do cyclists say hello? They wave their handlebars! Why are cyclists so good at balancing? Because they have two wheels to stand on! Boomer Bromance What do you call a group of boomers on bikes? A peloton of old fogies! Celestial Shenanigans What do […]
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Title: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Prophet-ly Groan Prophet Jokes Why did the Prophet get upset? Because he was for-seen! What do you call a Millennial Prophet? A Hashtag Prophet! Muscle and December 14th Puns Why are muscles so handy? Because they work hard and never biceps out on you! What is December 14th […]
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Dad Jokes for the Amusement of the Masses Hedgehog Humor What do you call a hedgehog wearing Crocs? A punk rocker! Why are Gen Z hedgehogs so tech-savvy? Because they have quills for Wi-Fi! Puns and Riddles What did Tethys say when she got a cold? “I’m tide-d!” What do you call December 14th? The […]
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Dad Jokes: Yorkshire Terrier Edition Daddy Dog Daycare What do you call a Yorkshire Terrier that loves to play in the backyard? A lawn molar! Gen X-Paw-nation Why did the Gen X Yorkshire Terrier refuse to use social media? Because it didn’t want to be a Paw-some Millenial! Punny December What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Southeast Asia Edition Southeast Asian Shenanigans What do you call a Southeast Asian who’s always out of sight? A Cam-ouflaged! Outta Sight, Outta Mind Why couldn’t the Southeast Asian see his food? Because it was out of sight! Lung Pun What do you call a Southeast Asian with no legs? A lung! December […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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Knock Your Socks Off with These Dad Jokes! Street Food Shenanigans Why did the hot dog vendor get arrested? Because he kept getting caught with his franks out! What did the grunge band say to the taco stand? “Would you like to Smell Like Bean Spirit?” Punny Delight What part of the vagina is the […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Larynx Laughs Why did the larynx lose its voice? Because it had a sore throat! What do you call a larynx that loves vegetables? A veg-out-ary gland! Small Intestine Surprise What do you call a small intestine that’s always causing trouble? A duodenum-head! December 13th Puns What […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Parishes, Peaches, and Puns Parish Secretary Punchlines Why did the parish secretary hug the copier? – Because it needed a little toner! What do you call a parish secretary who loves the color peachy? – Peachy keen! Ganymede/December 13th Pun-derful Why is Ganymede the only moon with […]
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