Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Quencher for Your Thirsty Brain Juice-y Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s a little too sweet? A-soda-licious! Why did the orange juice blush? Because it was totally pulped! Earth-Shattering Puns What do you get when you combine Earth with December 13th? A merry Earthquake! Knock-knock on Juice’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes…
Dad Jokes: A Pun-derful Dive into the Not-So-Good Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder get in trouble? Because it couldn’t hold it in any longer! What do you call a bladder that’s always leaking? A wicked bladder! Bone Jokes What do you get when you cross a dog with a mathematician? An A-bone-imation! Why didn’t […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Literary Journey Through Europe Euro-pean Jokes What do you call a European citizen who won’t stop singing? A Yodeline! Why are European trees so tall? Because they’re EU-calyptus trees! Literary-pean Jokes What do you get when you cross a British novelist with a European Union official? A Brexit-ualist! Which European author is […]
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Dad Jokes: Adrenalized and On Fleek Adrenaline-pumping Dad Joke: What do you call an adrenal gland that’s always under pressure? A gland-stone! On Fleek Adrenal Joke: My adrenal glands are so on fleek, they’re practically trending #AdrenalineGang. Sweat Pore Pun: Why did the sweat pore go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little […]
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Holy Cow, Dad Jokes! Priest: An Ordained Minister Who Performs the Sacraments What do you call a priest who always wears a hat? A cardinal! Why was the priest fired? Because he kept baptising people with the wrong wine! Homey the Clown, Associate Why did Homey the Clown get ordained? To perform marriages in a […]
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Spooktacular Dad Jokes for the Celestial Season Dim Jokes About Deimos Why is Deimos such a dim planet? Because it doesn’t have any bright ideas! What do you call Deimos when it’s all lit up? A glow stick! Deimos and the Turnt Crowd Why did Deimos get turned away from the rave? Because it wasn’t […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition) Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn! Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it. Martian and December Dad Jokes What did Mars say to December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Quad Jokes Why did the quad get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving a four-wheeler! What do you call a quad with an attitude? A squad! Bronchi and December 13th Jokes What do you call a bronchus with a bad attitude? A bronchial bully! Why did December […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan (or Laugh) Chocolate Chip-on-your-shoulder Jokes: Why couldn’t the chocolate chip join the secret club? Because he had FOMO! What do you call a chocolate chip that’s always late? A procrastin-chip! Punny Punchlines: What’s the best way to keep your trachea safe? Don’t talk while chewing! What’s the worst day […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning (Or Laughing) Astronaut Jokes “What do you call an astronaut who’s always getting lost?” A space cadet. “Why did the astronaut bring sunscreen to space?” To avoid getting moon-burned. Shade Jokes “What do you call a shadow that’s always hanging around?” A shade-tree mechanic. Wordplay Jokes “What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll… or Paint Your Eyes White Painting Puns What do you call a painter who’s always messing up? A canvas-trophe! Why did the painter get so angry? Because he ran out of patience! Who is the most savage painter in the world? Vincent van Gogh! (Get it? Vincent Van […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Papillon Puns Why did the Papillon cross the road? To prove he could butterfly. What do you call a Papillon with a goal-oriented attitude? A determined fly-er. December 13th Puns What do you get when you cross December 13th with an exclamation point? A very excited December […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of Groaners and Guffaws Dad Jokes about Open Relationships Why did the couple in an open relationship get in a fight? Because one of them closed the door. What do you call an open relationship where one partner doesn’t know about the other? A clap-back. Pun Jokes What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes for the Win! Dad Jokes about Parenting Q: Why did the dad put his toddler in the freezer? A: Because he wanted to see a little ice cream! Q: What do you call a kid who is always getting into trouble? A: A handful! Dad Jokes about Parenting Gnarly Q: Why was Gnarly […]
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