Dad Jokes: The Atomic Edition Mercury Jokes Why did Mercury get in trouble? Because he was a little too reactive! What did Mercury say when he stepped on a nail? “Ouch, my rad!” Esophagus/December 13th Joke What do you call a long tube that goes through the body? An esophagus-geez! Why is December 13th so […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: From Tech to the…
Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: From Tech to the Ridiculous In the realm of humor, there’s nothing quite like a classic dad joke. Embrace the cringe and get ready to chuckle at these technological, bodacious, and downright silly quips. Dad Jokes about Technology Why did the computer get lost? Because it didn’t have a […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good! Relationships: Against the Norm Why did the relationship between the coffee and the sugar end? Because they didn’t dissolve their differences. What do you call a relationship that starts out with a lot of fanfare but ends up falling flat? A tubular disaster. Bron-chial Jokes Why did the bronchioles […]
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Dad Jokes, K-Pop, and Random Humor K-Pop Dad Jokes Why did the K-pop idol lose their voice? Because they were singing too HIGH NOTE! What do you call a K-pop group that’s always cool? Chill out! Pun Joke Why is December 12th the worst day for a concert? Because it’s MOUTH-off day! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Prepare to Groan and Laugh: Hilarious Dad Jokes for Every Occassion Horror-ble Puns What do you call a ghost with no legs? A sheet. Take a chill pill… before the ice cream truck arrives. Brain-y Puns What do you call a zombie who asks riddles? A brain teaser. Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Forget Your Name Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why are people with gamophobia like ninjas? Because they’re always running from matrimony. Dad: “Son, I’m worried about you. You’re 30 and still not married.” Son: “Dad, I have gamophobia.” Dad: “That’s nothing to be married about.” Lymph Nodes or December 12th Pun […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Good Mission Impossible Dad Jokes *Why did the mission director get a promotion? Because he was the best at leading the mission! *What do you call a mission director who’s always suspicious? An im-sus-tor! Puns Galore *What’s the best part of eating a palate? The taste bud! *Why was December […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Hilariously Bad Dad Jokes Yoga Jokes Why was the yogi afraid of doing downward dog? Because he thought he’d fall on his…bottom! Gen Alpha yoga is all about “zen-scrolling” and “namaste-selfies.” Pun Jokes What do you call a hemorrhoid with a bad attitude? A “pain in the a**hole.” December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Reptile Ruminations Why did the lizard wear sunglasses? Because he wanted to look cool! What do you call a lizard that’s always lowkey? A lizard lowkey down. Astronomical Alliterations Venus buzzes better than a thousand bees. On December 12th, do they celebrate Leo’s birthday? Lizardly Laughs Knock, Knock. […]
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Hold On Tight for These Hillarious Dad Jokes Dad Joke: Mountaineering Edition Why did the mountaineer wear suspenders? To keep his pants up! Cool Beans Dad Joke Why did the cool beans shiver? Because they saw the mountain! Bone-Chilling Pun What do you call a skeleton who loves winter? Jack Frost! Knock-Knock Mountain Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Musical Extravaganza Melodious Dad Joke Why don’t musicians like fractions? Because they can’t stand 8va! Highkey Dad Joke What do you call a musical note that’s always on the run? A high-key-way! Hair Follicle Pun What do you call a bald musician? A smooth player. Musical Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alto. […]
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Let’s Hop into Some Frog-tastic and Digging-ly Hilarious Dad Jokes Frog-gy Dad Jokes: Why did the frog get arrested? Because he croaked the law! What do you call a frog that digs holes? A hop-a-long undertaker! Digging-Related Pun: What did the shovel say to the hole? Dig me! Frog Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Head of State Humor What do you call a president who’s always talking about how great he is? Head of his own hype! Why did the Head of State wear a baseball cap? Because he wanted to make a “no cap” statement. Celestial Puns […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Juice and Bet Extravaganza Juice Jokes What do you call orange juice that’s been in the fridge too long? Pulp fiction. Why did the orange juice go to jail? Because it got caught in a “squeeze”. Bet-Related Juice Joke Why did Bet get kicked out of the juice bar? Because she […]
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