Dad Jokes for the Whole Family! Callisto, Moonshine, and Squares What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? Callisto-cated! Why did Callisto join a geometry club? To get in Square with the others! Phoebe-buns and December Antics What do you call a constellation that’s extra fluffy? Phoebe’s buns! Why was December 12th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan and…
Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide to Making People Groan and Laugh Automobiles: The Dad Joke Paradise Why did the car get a speeding ticket? Because it was going too fast and furious! What do you call a car that’s always thirsty? A sip-mobile! Punishments and Dad Jokes: A Match Made in Heaven What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes and Space Gates: Laughter Through the Stargate Stargate Atlantis Jokes What do you call a Stargate that’s always broken? A “Stargate: Useless.” Why couldn’t the Ancients make a stable wormhole? Because they were too caught up on the “dial-up” speed. How do you make a Stargate joke? You “activate” your humor and “engage” […]
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Catch the Waves of Dad Jokes! Wondering what’s the best part about surfing? The board meeting! Hits Different Dad Joke: What do you call a surfer who catches a wave and sings “I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight”? A beach bummer. Earthly Pun: Why did the earth get arrested? Because it was framed for […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Non-Mainstream Relationship Dept. Why did the hipster couple move to the suburbs? Because they wanted to be non-conformists in a mainstream setting. What do you call a long-distance relationship with a jive talker? A “five-and-dime” relationship. Punny Business What do you call a lymph vessel that’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Thyroid Adventure Thyroid Troubles Why don’t people trust thyroids? Because they’re two-faced! What do you call a thyroid that loves disco? A groovy gland! Glottis and December 12th What do you call a glottis that can’t stop talking? A chatterbox! Why did December 12th go to the doctor? Because it had a […]
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Get Ready for the Best Dad Jokes about State Secretary Attention all dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready to cringe and chuckle as we dive into the world of puns, knock-knocks, and silly anecdotes about State Secretary. Tell Me a Dad Joke about State Secretary What do you call a State Secretary who’s always late? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy Grail of Groan-worthy Humor Section 1: Helper Jokes Helper Related to Helper: What do you call a Helper who’s always getting lost? A space cadet. Helper Related to Far Out: Why did the Helper go to the Moon? To find the far-out cheese. Section 2: Pun Jokes Tonsils: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cringe and Laugh Necrophobia Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Death. Death who? The grim reaper with a terrible sense of humor! Urban Joke about Necrophobia What do you call a funeral home in a bad neighborhood? A rough casket joint! Umbilicus Pun Why is a baby’s belly button […]
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Welcome to the Pun-derworld of Dad Jokes Strip Club Shenanigans “Why did the stripper get lost? Because she didn’t know how to read her stage map!” “What do you call a radical stripper? A free thinker!” Urethra and December Revelry “Why did the urethra get infected? Because it couldn’t hold its water!” “What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: School Board Edition What do you call a School Board Member who’s always late to meetings? A “dip-out” member! Dip Out-Related Dad Joke Why did the School Board Member dip out early from the budget meeting? Because they couldn’t fathom the expenses! Mar-s Pun What do you call a Martian who always forgets […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-derful World of Strength Training Humor Strength Training, But Make it Funny “Why did the weightlifter get a trophy? Because he was lifting all the heavy weights!” “What do you call a weightlifter who’s always feeling down? A bummer with dumbbells!” Puns and Charon “What do Charon, the ferryman of the dead, […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family: International Cuisine Edition Hungry for Dad Jokes? If you need a laugh, look no further! We’ve got a smorgasbord of dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. International Cuisine Jokes What do you call a French chef who’s always in a hurry? A “créme brûlée brulee!” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comforting and Hip Feast Comfort Food Jokes Why did the comfort food cross the road? To get to the other side dish! What do you call comfort food that’s always in a bad mood? Grumpy stew! Hip Comfort Food Joke What’s the difference between a hip comfort food and a regular one? […]
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Nuggets of Dad Jokes: A Feast for Your Funny Bone Chicken Nuggets: The Punchline of Your Mealtime Why did the chicken nugget get lost in the supermarket? Because it couldn’t find its aisle! What do you call a chicken nugget that’s all about technology? A tech-nugget! Hole-y Delights: Pun-ishing Puns What do you call a […]
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