Dad Jokes: Unleash Your Inner Pun-dertaker Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that’s been in the fridge for too long? Sodium bi-carbonate Why did the baking soda get arrested? For making crack-ers Larissa and December 11th Puns What do you call a Russian princess who’s always late? Larissa, because she’s always behind […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sheik Edition What do you call a…
Dad Jokes: The Sheik Edition What do you call a religious scholar who’s always getting lost? A Sheik in the woods. What do you call a religious scholar who loves animal puns? A pun-dit. Why did the Earth stop in its orbit on December 11th? Because it was December eleventh. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sheikh. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Humor Enthusiast Marketing Specialist Jokes Why did the Marketing Specialist cross the road? To increase brand awareness! What do you call a Marketing Specialist who can’t keep a secret? A billboard! Classic Dad Jokes What do you call a Marketing Specialist who always gets their way? A bulldozer! Puns What […]
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Prepare for Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Callisto Why did Callisto get lost in the woods? Because it couldn’t see the forest for the Jovian trees! What did Santa say when he visited Callisto? “Ho-ho-ho, I’m here to moon you!” Artery/December 11th Pun Why did the December 11th get arrested? […]
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Dad’s Day Out: Cheesy Jokes and Groan-Worthy Laughs Comfort Food Conundrums “Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it went to the wrong stalk!” “My kid loves mashed potatoes. I guess you could say she’s a ‘real potato masher’!” Punny Posterior Puns “Why did the musician poop in the back seat of a car? Because […]
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Bread Jokes: A Slice of Laughter Bread Joke Why did the bread go to the bank? To get a yeast infection! Bread Joke (Sports Laughs) What do you call a bread that loves to play baseball? A batter-up! Umbriel Pun What do you call a moon that’s in love? An Umbriel-ical! Knock-Knock Joke About Bread […]
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Saturnally Funny Dad Jokes #1 Saturn Joke Why are Saturn’s rings so cold? Because they’re far, far away from the sun! Workplace Wit: Saturn-Day Savior What do you call a Saturnian employee who always saves the day? A ring-around-the-rosy rescuer! Rectum Pun: A (Pop) Quiz What do you call a medical exam done on December […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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Prepare Yourselves for Dad Jokes That Are as Smooth as a Ferret Ferret Jokes: A Fertile Ground for Puns What do you call a ferret who loves to sing? A fur-ry-oke star! What do you call a ferret who’s always on the go? A ferret-errand boy! Puns: Sharp as a Sabre What’s black, white, and […]
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Are Dad Jokes So Bad That They’re Actually Good? Dad Jokes About Food – “What do you call a fake noodle?” An impasta! – “Why did the banana go to the doctor?” It wasn’t peeling well! Dad Jokes About Food in School – “What subject do hungry students take?” Lunch break-onomics! – “What’s the best […]
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The Art of Dad Jokes: Food for Thought (or Not) Dad jokes, like fine wine, improve with age… or maybe just get cheesier. Here’s a curated collection of dad jokes that will either tickle your funny bone or make you groan with delight: Dad Jokes about Food – Food for Thoughtless “I’m on a seafood […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dadily Dose of Silliness Nomophobia Nightmare Why did the person with nomophobia lose their phone? Because they were afraid of being without it! What’s the best fitness tracker for a person with nomophobia? A panic button! Punning Perfection Why are skeletons such good dancers? Because they have perfect “bone” structure! What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mercurial Odyssey Mercury’s Cosmic Conundrum: – Why did Mercury get lost on the highway? Because it couldn’t read the road signs! – What do you call Mercury when it’s lagging? Mercury behind! Skibidi Rizz and Mercury’s Dance: – Why did Mercury call 911? Because it was skibidi rizzing out of control! – […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Fantasy-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a fantasy lover who’s always bragging? A ranger-over. Why did the fantasy lover cross the road? To Skibidi to the other side! Punny Dad Jokes What do you call an intestine that’s always hungry? A small intestine. What’s […]
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