Sweet and Shady Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Sugar Jokes “What do you call sugar that’s in the shade?** Shady sugar! “Why did the sugar go to the doctor?** It was feeling sweet and low. Despina Puns “Why is Despina so popular in December?** Because her name is close to December 28th (December […]
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Dadliest Jokes for the Canines of Comedy Let’s laugh at…
Dadliest Jokes for the Canines of Comedy Let’s laugh at some jokes that are so bad, they’re simply dog-gone hilarious! Siberian Husky Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky run away from home? Because he was feeling Siberian-exhausted! What do you call a Siberian Husky wearing sunglasses? A “cool”-sky! Savage Husky Jokes What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Ice Enceladus Edition Why does Enceladus keep crashing into other moons? Because it’s on a salty quest! What’s Enceladus’s ultimate goal? To make a “splash” on the galactic scene! Punny What do you call a planet that’s always cold? Uranus chilled! Why is December 28th the shortest day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Earth and Planetary Puns What do you call a continent that’s always on time? Punctualia! Why was Earth such a good student? Because it always spun right around! Clapback Humor Why did Earth punch the Moon? Because it was full of itself! When Earth got angry, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Electrician Edition Bad Dad Jokes Why did the electrician get fired? Because he couldn’t resist a good “wire” joke. What do you call an electrician who always makes up excuses? A “resistor.” Yass Dad Joke Yass, I’m an electrician, but I’m still not “grounded.” Punny Jokes What do you call a tree […]
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Questionable Dad Jokes: A Medley of Dud-worthy Puns and Groan-inducing Gags Sheikh-y Shenanigans Why did the Sheikh cross the road? To get to the other turb-in. What do you call a Sheikh who’s always getting into trouble? A gnar-ly-Sheikh. Holiday Mishaps and Monthly Puns What do you call it when Oberon, King of the Fairies, […]
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Dive into the World of Dad Jokes: Brace Yourself for a Rollercoaster of Puns and Chuckles! Take Flight with Plane-Tastic Puns Why did the plane go to the chiropractor? It needed to get its wings adjusted! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A grounded dad joke. Rad-tastic Plane Jokes Why don’t they […]
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Dad Jokes for the Perplexed Town Supervisor Jokes What do you call the town supervisor who’s always getting into trouble? A mayor misbehaving! How does the town supervisor keep his weight down? He eats a bodacious balance diet! Bodacious-Related Pun What do you get when you cross a moon with a holiday? Enceladus on twenty-seventh […]
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Dad Jokes for the Lazy, Unmotivated, and Uninspired Paddling with Puns and Dad Jokes Rafting Jokes: When the Current Flows Funny Rafting Joke: What do you call a raft full of potatoes? A tater tot! Tubular Joke: What do you call a raft made of old tires? A tubular tire-afting experience! Trachea and December 27th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ice-Cold Non-Mainstream Relationships Why did the non-binary couple break up? Because they couldn’t agree on pronouns! Why did the chill person get dumped? Because they were too cool for their partner! Pun-derful Why were tonsillitis patients on high alert in December? Because it was the 27th of […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Feather-Brained Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Joke 1: Why are ornithophobes afraid of big birds? Because they’re too chicken to face them! Joke 2: What do you call a dude with ornithophobia? A dude who’s never seen an eagle! Aquatic Pun Joke: What do you call a Greek sea goddess dating […]
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Laugh with the Master of Puns: Dad Jokes Galore! Spider Jokes Why did the spider get lost? Because it took a web turn. What do you say to a spider who’s stressing out? Take a chill pill…and relax! Puns What do you get when you cut the trachea? A whisper. Why is December 27th a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Maybe Laugh) Smells Like Teen Spirit Humor Why did the tin can get arrested? It didn’t wear deodorant, so it was booked for smelling like teen spirit! What do you call a deodorant that smells like grunge music? Smells Like Teen Spirit! Pun Alert: Iapetus […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Kinda Funny, and the Outrageously Hilarious Activist Jokes What do you call an activist who’s always on the move? A locomotion activist! Why did the activist get arrested? For protesting the status quo antebellum! Esophagus vs. December 27th Pun What’s the difference between your esophagus and December 27th? One’s a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Dad Joke about Non-Binary Why did the non-binary person get lost? Because they didn’t know which way to gender. Dad Joke about Non-Binary and Gen Alpha What do you call a non-binary Gen Alpha kid? A non-bin-ary superstar. Pun Joke about Mouth What do you call a […]
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