Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kleptomaniac Kleptomania Special What do you call a person with kleptomania? A sticky-fingered enthusiast. What’s the difference between a radical and a kleptomaniac? A radical believes in taking extreme measures, while a kleptomaniac believes in taking extreme measures of other people’s possessions. Pun-derful Interlude What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes about Cardinals What do you call a cardinal who always leaves early? A dip-out. Why did the cardinal leave the priesthood? Because he was dipping out on his duties. Pun Joke What do you call a blood vessel that’s always cold? A vein-icicle! What […]
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Dad Jokes That Won’t Make You Roll on the Floor… Literally Greetings, fellow pun-loving dads and aspiring dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a collection of dad jokes that will have you groaning with delight or face-palming with amusement. Interior Design Jokes What do you call a room that’s always arguing? A debate-ing room! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Home Edition Home Maintenance Misery Dad: Why did the plumber get mad at his toolbox? Kid: Because it had too many loose ends! Bae-sics of Home Repair Dad: What did Bae say when she fixed the leaky faucet? Kid: “Problem solved, Bae-sic!” Seasonal Silliness Dad: What do you call an infected throat on […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ketchup and Laughter Edition Ketchup Jokes Why did the ketchup get lost? Because it was on a bottle-neck road. What do you call ketchup that’s out of style? Hip-hop. Ketchup and Hip-Hop Pun What do you call a rapper who loves ketchup? An MC Ketchup. December 26th Puns What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good Relationships That Defy the Norm Why did the couple break up? Because they couldn’t stand the “current” in their relationship anymore! Tech and Geek Humor What do you call a relationship that’s all about technology? A “virtual romance!” Tongue and December 26th What do you call a tongue that […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Guide to Hilarious Puns and Groan-Worthy Gems Dad Jokes about Dad Jokes Why don’t fathers like dad jokes? Because they’re groan-ups. Food and Drink Jokes What do you call a dad joke about food? A condiment. Puns What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go, “Aw, That’s a Bad Pun!” Dad Jokes About Lakes Why did the lake get arrested? Because it was caught stealing sand! What do you call a lake that’s always full of hippos? A hippo lake-torium! Dad Jokes About Lakes (Animal Puns) Why did the fish get lost in […]
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Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Dad Jokes: For Your Reading Pleasure or Pain Cabinet Secretary Quips Why did the Secretary of State get lost on the way to the meeting? Because they couldn’t find any diplomatic directions! What’s the Secretary of Defense’s favorite motto? “Prepare for the worst, but hope for the missile.” Workplace Wit What do you call a […]
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Saturn-alia: Dad Jokes from the Outer Rim Saturn-ly Not-So-Good Jokes: What do you call a lazy Saturnian? A ring-dinger! How do Saturnians read the newspaper? They use their ring lights! Saturn-ting Bad Dad Jokes: What do you call a promiscuous Saturnian? A hooker on Saturn’s rings! Why are Saturnians bad dancers? Because they have too […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Gourmet Edition Classic Dad Jokes: Fondue and Fromage What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because it was caught curd-handed! Musical Dad Jokes: Stringing Along the Classics Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know his fretboard from his neck! What […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Laugh It Up with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Whitewater Rafting Jokes Why did the whitewater rafter get lost? Because he didn’t have a paddle-o-meter! What do you call a whitewater rafting team that loses its boat? A Titanic effort. Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a tongue that can’t stop talking? A jabberjaw! […]
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