Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100…
Dad Jokes: A Saga of Laughter and Groans The 100 Dad Joke Why did Clarke Griffin run out of soda? Because she was too “flame-grilled.” FYP Dad Joke What do you call a Grounder who can’t stop talking? A “For Your Pain” in the neck. Pun Joke Why was the tonsil in trouble? Because it […]
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Divine Dad Jokes: Apostle and Beyond Apostle-ly Puns Why did Apostle get ghosted? Because it was a ghost apostle! What do you call an Apostle who’s always getting ghosted? A ghost apostle! Charon-ic Puns Why is Charon a good ferryman? Because he knows how to cross the Styx! What do you call Charon on December […]
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Dad Jokes of the Highest (or Maybe Lowest) Caliber Casual Dining Why did the mozzarella cross the road? To get to the other side… of your pizza! What’s the vibe check at a casual dining restaurant? “How casual-ty can you go?” Europa or Christmas What’s Europa’s favorite holiday? Saturn-alia! Why did Santa get his reindeer […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about Work: Why did the employee put on his vest before work? Because he was going to work his vest! Add another Dad Joke about Work related to Salty: Why were the French workers so salty? Because they were being overworked! Add a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Aerophobia: Fear of Flying Why did the pilot refuse to fly in December? Because he was afraid of crashing into a sleigh** Why did the woke flyer get banned from the airport? Because he kept protesting the “plane” old way of flying! Heart/Christmas What do you […]
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Sushi Jokes That Will Make You Roll with Laughter Dad Joke about Sushi: Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he kept making right turns! Sushi Joke Related to Flex: What do you call a sushi roll that’s been working out? A salmon flex! Anus or December 25th Pun Joke: What’s the worst place […]
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Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists Frogtastic Dad Jokes Why don’t frogs wear pants? Because they don’t have any pockets to carry their tadpoles! What do you call a frog in a raincoat? A croak-a-dile! What’s cheugy about frogs? Their hopping style is so last season! Pun-derful Play on Words What […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Quad, Slay, and Other Silliness Quad Jokes Why did the quad get in trouble at school? Because it was horsing around! What do you call a slow quad? A lag-wagon. Quad-Slay Jokes Why did the slayer quad slay all the spiders? Because it was a web-wrecker! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: Groaningly Punful or Hilarious Hits? Famous Follies Why did Leonardo da Vinci always wake up tired? Because he was up all night inventing things! What do you call a celebrity who’s always in a bad mood? Kanye Grumpyest! GOAT Gaffe Why did the GOAT wear sunglasses? So it wouldn’t be recognized by the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) State Senator Shenanigans Why did the State Senator cross the road? – To get to the other side of the aisle! Redneck State Senator Shenanigans What do you call a State Senator with a straw hat and a toothpick? – The Senator-General of Pickup Trucks! Punderful Delights […]
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Pulmonary Puns and Gut-Busting Dad Jokes on Organs Lungs: The O2 Champs Why are lungs so bad at playing hide and seek? Because they’re always breathing heavily! What do you call lungs that tell lame jokes? Oxygen-deprived punchlines! Lungs and Stupid Jokes Why did the lungs go to the hospital? Because they were wheezing with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Punny Prior/Prioress Puns What do you call a Prior who loves to write satire? A Penitent-iary humorist. Why did the Prior and Prioress get a divorce? Because they couldn’t resolve their differences in the choir. Ureters/December 24th Pun What do you call Ureters that celebrate Christmas Eve? […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Monkey Business and More Colobus Monkey: A Tail of Bad Jokes What do you call a Colobus monkey that’s always late? A procrastinating primate! Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion: The Colobus Way Why is DEI important for Colobus monkeys? Because they need to have a tailorshop to accommodate all their different tail […]
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