Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Grape Jokes What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “It’s all wine!” Yo mamma’s so clumsy, she stepped on a grape and turned it into a raisin! Muscle and December 24th Jokes What do you call a muscle that won’t stop growing? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature…
Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Boomerific EM-T-cellent Jokes Why did the EMT call the ambulance? Because he needed a second opinion! What do you call an EMT who’s always complaining? A boo-boo-mer! Punny Little Jokes What do you call a small intestine that’s always getting into trouble? A bowel movement. Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Get Ready for the Silliest Dad Jokes You’ll Ever Hear Liver Laughs What do you call a liver that’s always making jokes? A liver-tickler! Why did the Gen Z liver get so mad? Because it couldn’t handle all the “liver-streamers” it had to process! Pun Time What do you call a computer virus that attacks […]
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Laughing at Your Own Expense: Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Hey there, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will make you roll your eyes and laugh at the same time. Modern Cuisine Calamities Why did the modernist chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the sphere-trail! What’s a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Sternum Jokes: What do you call a sternum that’s not visible? Outta sternum! Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sternum. Sternum who? Sternum’s a bone that keeps your chest protected! Vagina Pun: Why did the vagina cross the road? To get to the other hymen! December 23rd Pun: Why […]
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Dad Jokes and Decluttering: A Match Made in Heaven… Or Not? Decluttering Jokes What do you call a pile of clutter that’s impossible to declutter? A “permanent fixture.” Why is decluttering like Scoot? Because it keeps moving! Arteries/December 23rd Puns What do you call a clogged artery? A “hard drive.” What do you call the […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A ‘paw-l’ chain!” Stomach or December 23rd Pun “Why should you never trust a stomach? Because […]
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Not-So-Good Dad Jokes You Didn’t Know You Needed Bonobo Blues Why don’t Bonobos make good soccer players? Because they’re always slipping on bananas! What do you call a Bonobo who loves to watch TV? A veg-out Bonobo! Pluto Problems What do you call Pluto when it’s not a planet? Your backyard! Why is December 23rd […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen stitcher! What does a peachy broider say when they finish […]
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Dad Jokes: Pug-nacious Humor for the Canine Connoisseur Pug Jokes Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other Pug-side. What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A Wicker-pugger. Tear Duct/December 23rd Puns What do you call tear ducts that are always crying? December 23rd (tear-jerker). Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corny and the Classic If you’re ready for a pork-filled feast of laughter, buckle up, son! Here are some dad jokes that will make you squeal with delight (or maybe groan). Pork Jokes Why was the piglet so embarrassed? Because he was caught in a porky lie! What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Parish Secretary Jokes: What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary. What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction. Pun Jokes: What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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