Get Ready to Laugh with These Side-Splitting Dad Jokes Vinegar Jokes Why was the vinegar so mean? Because it was a bully. What do you call vinegar that’s been in the sun for too long? Turnt! Puns What do you call a clogged windpipe? A trachea-fic jam. What day comes after Christmas? Decem-bruh-ary 23rd! Knock-Knock […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Seafood-tacular Jokes Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh! Q: Why did the codebase get arrested? A: Basic-al misconduct! Pun-ishing Jokes Q: What do you call someone with no eyes in a seafood market? A: Uranus Claus! Knock-Knock […]
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Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes for the Active and the Humorous If you’re looking for a quick chuckle to kick-start your day, look no further! Here’s a collection of dad jokes that will make you groan, giggle, and maybe even shake your head in disbelief. Running Dad Jokes Why did the runner get lost? Because he didn’t […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Alaskan Malamute Edition Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute: Why are Alaskan Malamutes such good detectives? Because they’re always husking the truth! Dad Joke about Alaskan Malamute and FOMO: What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always missing out? A “fear of missing wolves”! Hair Follicle Pun: What do you call a […]
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Dessert-icious Dad Jokes: A Sweet and Savory Treat Desserts – Why did the ice cream go to the doctor? Because it had a runny nose! – What did the cake say to the candle? You look a little burnt! Desserts (Savage Edition) – What do you call a cake that’s not sweet enough? A savage […]
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Introducing the Shepherd of Dad Jokes: Baa-humbug Edition Calling all Shepherd enthusiasts and dad joke aficionados! Get ready for a herd of knee-slappers and groan-inducers that will leave you bleating with laughter. Shepherd Joke Extravaganza Why did the Shepherd use a flashlight? To find his sheep in the dark! What do you call a Shepherd […]
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Let’s Knead Some Dad Jokes The Powder Play Why was the baking powder so full of itself? Because it thought it was a big shot! How did the baking powder clap back at the oven? It told it to yeast its dough! December Dilemmas What do you call a very tall Iowan? A December 22nd! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Seafood Extravaganza Seafood jokes are like ocean puns: they’re both reel-y bad. Yass Seafood Dad Joke: What do you call a fish that’s always on time? A Yass fish! Uvula Pun: What hangs in your throat and can’t sing? Your uvula! December 22nd Pun: Why did the calendar get arrested? For […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes Will Make You Laugh All Week! Body: Vegan Dad Jokes: What do you call a vegan who lives in a greenhouse? A vege-tarian! Why did the vegan give up eating lettuce? Because it was “rad”-ish! Palatetorial Dad Joke: Why did the palate enjoy December 22nd? Because it was the “winter solstice!” Vegan […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Smile) Prior/Prioress Puns What’s a Prior’s favorite type of music? Gregorian chants! Why did the Prior get a new assistant? Because his old one was too **bodacious!** Galatea/December 22nd Puns What do you call a Galatea who’s always cold? A **Statue of Liberty! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Dad Joke About Ba’al Shem Tov What do you call Ba’al Shem Tov’s favorite shape? A hex-agon! Tubular Joke Why did Ba’al Shem Tov invent the tubular? So he could wear his pants with flare! Pun Joke Why was Venus so upset on December 22nd? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye-Rollers Prior-tastery Why is a Prior like a dude at a party? Because he’s always at the abbey (hanging around)! Dude-licious What do you call a Prior who’s always late? A Dude En-delay! Heart-ful of Puns What do you call a heart that’s full of love on December 22nd? A winter […]
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Dad Jokes: Out of This World and Down to Earth Tell Me a Dad Joke about Space Why did the astronaut take a chill pill? Because he was feeling satellite! Space-Related “Chill Pill” Joke What do you call an astronaut who’s taking it easy? A “space case.” Punny Joke: Deimos or December 22nd What do […]
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