Monkeying with Dad Jokes: Laughter Capuchin-Style Capuchin Monkey Dad Jokes: Why did the Capuchin monkey cross the road? To get to the other “see”-de! What do you call a Capuchin monkey that’s been ignored? Ghosted monkey. Despina or November 25th Pun: What do you call the Greek sea nymph who’s celebrating her birthday? Despina-tive! Why […]
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Corny Dad Jokes for Foundation Lovers Foundation Dad Joke: Why did the foundation contractor get fired? Because he couldn’t lay the ground work! Foundation Stupid Joke: What do you call a foundation that’s stuck in a ditch? A grounded foundation! Pneumonia/November 25th Pun: What do you call a holiday celebrated with congestion? November 25th! (Pneumonia) […]
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Dad Jokes: The Software Developer Edition Software Developer Dad Joke: Why did the software developer get lost? Because he couldn’t find the mainframe. Software Developer Satire Dad Joke: Why was the software developer so good at debugging? Because he had a “fix-it” mentality. Titan/November Pun: What is a Titan on November 25th? Turkey Day’s largest […]
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Dad Jokes: A Magnum Opus of Amusing Dad Quips Dad Jokes on Gun Control Why did the gun control advocate get a firearm? Because he heard it was under attack! What do you call a boomer who thinks gun control is unconstitutional? A Constitutional Arm-ory! Triton Pun and November 25th Joke Why was Triton lost […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good Mercury Madness Why did Mercury get lost in space? Because he didn’t have a map! (Not-very-good) What do you get when you cross Mercury with a scooter? Scootury! (Dad joke gold) Pun Intended What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! (Neptune pun) What’s another name for […]
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Dad Jokes to Make Your Brains Rot Away! Walking Dead Dad Jokes What do you call a zombie that can’t walk? A sit-down comic! Why did the grunge-loving zombie get lost? Because he couldn’t find his flannel shirt! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a vagina that’s always cold? A fridge-inator! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roar with Glee Hydrophobia: Fear of Water What do you call a hydrophobic fish? A scared-fin! Why did the hydrophobe avoid the Wicked Witch of the West? Because she had a water bucket! Pun Intended What did Pluto say to November 24th? “It’s my planet-versary!” Knock-Knock Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Are You Ready for Some Knee-Slapping Dad Jokes? Knitting Jokes: What do you call a knitter who’s always on the move? A “rowdy” knitter! Why did the knitter turn down the offer? Because they were “yarned out”! Europa and November 24th Joke: What do Europa and November 24th have in common? They’re both “thanks moons […]
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Dad Jokes: A Capillary-tory Journey Capillaries, those tiny blood vessels that carry oxygen and nutrients throughout our bodies, can also be a source of amusement for dads. Here are some dad jokes to tickle your funny bone: Capillaries Joke #1: What do you call capillaries that are in a bad mood? Gloomy capillaries! Capillaries Joke […]
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Dad Jokes So Dry, They’ll Make Your Mouth Hydrophobic Hydrophobia, the fear of water, is a real thing. But don’t worry, because it’s a condition that’s easy to overcome. Just take these jokes, hold your breath, and dive right in: Dad Joke about Hydrophobia: Why did the hydrophobic person refuse to go to the beach? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Treasurer’s Tale State Treasurer Jokes What’s a State Treasurer’s favorite type of music? Bills. What do you call a State Treasurer who’s always falling asleep? A dozing depository. Why did the State Treasurer get so buff? Because he was constantly lifting weights (bills). What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? […]
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Grip Your Gags: Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Tickle Your Funny Bone Trypophobia: The Joke-opolis Why did the person with trypophobia run away from the bubble wrap? The holes were freaking them out! What do you call trypophobia when you’re trying to relax? Take a chill pill, lotus flower! Punny Paradigms What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Tail of Laughter Animal Care Humor Why did the animal caretaker quit his job? Because he couldn’t bear the grizzly situation! What do you call a square animal caretaker? A vet-equilateral! Palatable Puns What’s the difference between your palate and November 23rd? One’s a roof of your mouth, and the other is […]
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When a Dad’s Jokes Hit the Sea-t Spot Who’s always getting lost in the ocean? Marine-ers! (Get it?) Why did the Marine ask for a sip of cola? To make a salty-soda! Near-Me-Pun Joke: What’s near me and smells like carrots? Near-rots! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marine. Marine who? Marine to tell you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes about Family Members Why did the dad take his son to the grocery store? To pick up some meat! What do you call a mom who is always making jokes? A pun-ishment! “Catch You on the Flip Side” Dad Jokes Where do cows go […]
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