Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (or Groovy) Dad Jokes on Earth and in Space Battlestar Galactica Dad Jokes Joke 1: Why was the Battlestar Galactica so hard to destroy? Answer: Because it was a-peel-ing to enemy fire. Joke 2: What do you call a Battlestar Galactica that’s been groovy? Answer: A funky ship. […]
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Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A…
Dad’s Sausage Jokes: From Mildly Cringe to Hilarious Sausage: A Dad’s Best Friend What do you call a sausage that can’t make up its mind? A flip-flopper! (Note: This joke is not recommended for hot dogs since they can’t walk or wear accessories) What do you call a sausage that’s been to space? A far-out […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Black Mirror, Puns, and More! Black Mirror Jokes Why did the Prime Minister get hooked on Black Mirror? Because it became his reality TV show! What do you call Black Mirror reruns? Hip-sterical! Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes What do you call a person with no adenoids? A nasal disorder! Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes for the Subnational Savant Subnational Level Why did the county commissioner join the choir? Because they wanted to raise the roof! Workplace Wit What do you call a county employee who’s always taking breaks? A recess-sionist! Puns What do you call a nervous city council member? A jittery councilor! Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Ice Cold Jokes About Alaskan Malamutes Why did the Alaskan Malamute get lost on his morning walk? Because he took the wrong paw-th! What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always in a hurry? A road husker! Punny Glands and November Surprises Why does the […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Culinary Odyssey into the Weird and Wonderful Avant-garde Cuisine: Dad Jokes for the Discerning Palate Why did the chef at the avant-garde restaurant get fired? Because he couldn’t mousse the point! What do you call a chef who uses only experimental ingredients? A chemist-culinary artist! (Pun intended) Rectum and November 22nd Dad […]
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Dad Jokes: Sweet As Honey Honey Jokes What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A honey-bee-sway! Why was the bee banned from the restaurant? Because it kept making honey of a mess! Basic Dad Joke Honey Edition What do you call a beehive with no honey? A bee-foreclosure! Pun Joker […]
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Dad Jokes: The Larissa Edition Dad jokes are like a fine wine… they get better with age. And just like wine, some are better than others. Larissa Jokes Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t know which way to spruce. What do you call Larissa with a degree in theology? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Work-Related Do you want to hear some dad jokes? Don’t worry, they’re not all bad. Here are a few to make you groan: Dad Jokes about Work – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Great Pyrenees Edition Great Pyrenees: So Fluffy, You Could Lose Your Mind! Why did the Great Pyrenees get lost? Because it was barking up the wrong tree! Great Pyrenees: The GOAT of Dogs? What do you call a Great Pyrenees that always wins? A GOAT Pyrenees! Charon and November 20th: Punny Business […]
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Open Up Your Mind and Laugh: Dad Jokes for Ethically Non-Monogamous Thinkers Ethical Non-Monogamy Dad Joke: “Why did the ethical non-monogamist join a polyamorous commune?” “Because they wanted to open up their relationships and share the wealth.” Ethical Non-Monogamy Stupid Joke Dad Joke: “What do you call an ethical non-monogamist who only dates people with […]
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Are You Miranda-ous Enough for These Dad Jokes? Miranda Joke Why did Miranda leave the Miranda Rights rally? Because she couldn’t handle the silence. Miranda and Politically Incorrect Joke What did Miranda say when she was asked to debate Al Gore? “I’m not a climate change lawyer!” Pun Joke What do you call a tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Lingerie Jokes: Why did the lingerie model get lost? She couldn’t find her way out of her bra! What do you call a grandma who wears lingerie? A “bralder” boomer. Hair/November 20th Pun: What is a hair stylist’s favorite holiday? November 20th – National Split Ends […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Rice Jokes Why did the rice get a speeding ticket? Because it was caught in a grain hurry! What do you call a millennial who only eats instant rice? A microwave enthusiast! Hyperion Puns What do you call a mythical giant who runs in a race? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paramedic Edition and Beyond Grab a cup of joe and get ready for some hilarious dad jokes that are sure to cure your boredom and make you groan with glee! Paramedic Jokes Why can’t a paramedic perform CPR on a skeleton? Because there’s no body to rescue! What does a Gen X […]
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