Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes BBQ Sauce Jokes Why can’t you trust BBQ sauce? Because it’s always saucy! What do you call BBQ sauce that’s not in a bottle? Lit-erary! Puns Why did Phoebe want to be a grillmaster? Because she wanted to be the queen of the “Phoebe-Q”! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Nirvana of Humor Smells Like Teen Spirit: Why did the Nirvana fan get fired from the perfume counter? Because he kept on spraying “Smells Like Teen Spirit!” How do you know if a Nirvana fan is an adult? They’re not teenage angst dispensers anymore. Galatea or November 19th: What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes for the Un-Biography-lievable Biography Blunders Why did the biography fail its exams? Because it wasn’t very well-written! FOMO Fear Why did the FOMO-filled biography worry about missing out on the latest news? Because it was afraid of becoming history! Punishing Neptune What does Neptune eat for breakfast? Nep-tunes! Biography Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilarious Thai Me Up, Dad What do you call a Thai person who’s always angry? A Savage Thai! What’s the difference between a Thai dancer and a savage one? One’s graceful, and the other’s just mean. Lymph Nodes or November 19th: Pick Your Pun How do you make a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Papillon Edition Papillon Jokes Why did the Papillon get lost in the library? Because he kept getting distracted by all the butterflies! What do you call a Papillon that can’t make up its mind? A flapdoodle! Goal-Related Dad Jokes Why did the Papillon like to set goals? Because it loved chasing butterflies! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh!” Dude, Where’s My Good Dad Jokes? “Why did the dude get lost on the road?” “Because he couldn’t find the ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ app.” Puns That Make You Groan […]
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Delightful Dad Jokes: Where Bacteria and Humor Collide Dad Jokes about Bacteriophobia: Fear of Bacteria Why are bacteria afraid of the computer? Because of the anti-virus! What do you call a germaphobe who is always in a good mood? A highkey-phobe! Pun-tastical Joke What do you call a moon that is always being watched by […]
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Dad Jokes for the Holidays: Rosh Yeshiva Edition Rosh Yeshiva Jokes Why did the Rosh Yeshiva cross the road? To get to the other “rabbi”. What did the Rosh Yeshiva say to the student who didn’t know where his seat was? “Bet you can’t find it!” Bet-Related Jokes What do you call a Rosh Yeshiva […]
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Attention all aspiring comedians and pun enthusiasts! Dad Jokes: A Trip to the Quip Zone Talk-Show Timeout Why did the talk show host get lost? Because he was always taking a sip and missin’ the directions! How do you fix a cracked talk show? With a sip from a microphone! Pun-derful Phobias and Holidays What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit Different (or Not So Much) Canola Oil Conundrums Why should you keep Canola oil out of your car? Because it might turn into a vegetable engine. What do you call Canola oil that’s been hit by a car? Vegetable roadkill. Punny Delights Why was Rhea so cross on November 18th? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Holy Dad Jokes about Religious Leadership Why did the priest get a cold? Because he was always in the a-men section! What do you call a priest who’s always bummer? A reverend bummer! Dad Jokes about Mercury How do you weigh a mercury? With a helium scale! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Dadliest of Them All Transportation Jokes What do you call a car that can’t turn left? A right-turn-only vehicle. Why did the mechanic get a traffic ticket? Because he made an illegal U-turn. Parenting Puns What do you call a kid who’s always messing with your car? A little wrench in the […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain. Why […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Silliest Dads Dad Joke: Dentophobia What’s the best way to avoid going to the dentist? * Lie down! (Get it? Lying down!) Music-Related Dad Joke: Dentophobia Why did the pianist stop playing the piano? * He had a root canal! (Another tooth joke, ha!) Pun Joke: Oberon or November 17th […]
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Dad Jokes: Not So Bad, Actually Sustainable Cuisine Why did the broccoli avoid the carrots? Because they were trying to eat sustainably! What do you call a vegan potato? An earth-friendly fry! Why don’t fruits and vegetables get sick? Because they’re always healthy and fit! Teeth and November 16th What do you call a dentist […]
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