Dad Jokes: The Cheesy, Corny, and Sometimes Hilarious World of Puns and Knock-Knocks Candy Jokes What do you call a candy bar that’s always breaking out in song? A KitKat-strophe! Why did the Skittles go to the doctor? Because they were feeling Skibidi-Rizzy! Pun Jokes What do you call a small intestine with a terrible […]
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Dad Jokes: Serving Up Laughter with a Twist of Pasta Pasta Puns That Will Make You Noodle Why did the pasta go on a diet? Because it wanted to get its waist macaroni! What do you call an Italian who always loses at card games? Spaghetti arms! What did the pasta say to the spoon? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sneeze with Laughter Hydrophobia: Fear of Water Why was the water afraid of the dad joke? Because it was about to make a splash! What do you call a dad joke that’s afraid of water? A hydrophobic pun! Wordplay Wonders Alveoli: Never inhales before he exhale-vies! November 16th: It’s […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ensemble for the Connoisseur of Puns Prepare yourself for a side-splitting adventure as we delve into the realm of not-so-smart and outrageously funny dad jokes. Loin Cloth Jokes What do you call a lion wearing a loin cloth? A king-pin! Why did the loin cloth get invited to the party? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ti-Teeth-ing of Comedy Tethys Jokes Why did Tethys, the ancient ocean goddess, run for office? Because she wanted to make waves! What did Tethys say to her nosy best friend, Brat? “Get out of my ocean!” Punny Jokes What do you call a mouth full of sore teeth? A toothache! What do […]
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Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!” Nerve/November […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Roll Your Eyes (in a Good Way) Casual Dining Dad Jokes: Why did the dad take his family to a casual dining restaurant? Because it was the “least formal” thing he could do. What do you call a casual dining restaurant that serves mediocre food? Bussin’ at the seams! Miranda […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (In a Good Way) Paramedic Dad Jokes What do you call a paramedic who’s always lost? A first responder who’s never been there. What do you call a paramedic who’s really into the latest trends? A cheugy-medic. Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call someone who works at […]
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Prepare to Be Amused: Dad Jokes Galore! Ba’al Machshava: The Source of Pun-ishment Why did Ba’al Machshava get lost in the forest? Because he couldn’t tree-t himself! What’s Ba’al Machshava’s favorite snack? Cheeze-its, duh! Nix or November 15th: The Pun-intended What do you call a month that flies by? Nix-ember! Why was November 15th so […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Solo Polyamory Jokes What do you call a solo polyamorist who loves surprises? A treat-y party! Why did the solo polyamorist put on a politically incorrect party? To show off their “open” relationship! Pun Joke Why was Ganymede expelled from poly school? Because he kept getting […]
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Dad Jokes: Laugh-Out-Loud Laughters for All Ages Presidential Pun-derfulness “Why did President Biden go to the doctor? Because he broke his promise!” Yo Mamma’s Presidential Punchline “Yo mamma so old, she remembers when the Chief Executive was called the Big Cheese!” Nipply November 15th “What’s the difference between nipples and November 15th? One has two […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Caribbean Dad Jokes: Why do Caribbeans love coconut water? Because it’s their go-to juice! Why are gen Zers in the Caribbean so obsessed with phones? Because they can’t put down their i-islands! Puns: What do you call tiny blood vessels that get angry? Cap-illaries! What happened […]
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Dad Jokes: Appendix and Beyond Sick Jokes About Appendix “What do you call an appendix that’s hidden in the body?” – An outta-sight-dix! Knock-Knock Joke “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Appendix.” “Appendix who?” “Appendix got out of here!” Outta Sight-related Dad Joke “What’s another name for the appendix?” – The invisible organ! Appendix in Politics Once, […]
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Dad Jokes and Home Decor: A Guide to Laughter and Groans Decorative Decisions * Why did the carpet wear sunglasses? Because it was too bright! Scootin’ with Style * What did the floor say to the rug? “Scoot over, I’m feeling crowded!” Puns of the Ages * What do you call a satellite that’s feeling […]
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Dad Jokes: The Home Improvement Edition Home Maintenance Hijinks “What do you call a handyman who’s always getting distracted? A ‘tool-lerant’!” Totally Related “Why did the carpenter hire a mime? He needed someone to ‘saw’ wood silently!” Mercury Madness “Mercury loves November 14th because it’s his ‘heavy metal birthday’!” Knock-Knock Knockdown “Knock, knock. Who’s there? […]
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