Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition Sustainable Jokes Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint. What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna. Kidney/November 14th Puns What do you call a kidney that won’t work? A dead-end ureter. Why did the calendar get arrested […]
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Get Ready for Some Corny Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning and Giggling! Food Preservation What do you call a dehydrated mummy? Beef jerky! What do you call an apple that’s been canned? A compote! On Fleek Why did the hipster put his jam in the fridge? To make it on fleek! Miranda or […]
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Dad Jokes: The Purrfect Cure for Ailurophobia Dad Joke about Ailurophobia: Why are cats so scared of computers? Because they’re a-fraid of their mice! Dad Joke about Ailurophobia in Basic: What do you call a cat who’s always getting into trouble? A purr-petrator! Hair-Raising Pun: Why are cats so good at jumping? Because they have […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Cure Your Arithmophobia (Fear of Numbers) Fear of Numbers Jokes: What do you call someone with arithmophobia? A number chicken! I’m so afraid of numbers, I can’t even count to 10 without getting scared! Arithmophobia and Gnarly Jokes: Why are gnarly numbers so scary? Because they’re full of arithmophobia! What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh and Cringe Lingerie Jokes “What do you call lingerie that’s not very revealing? A ‘mystery novel’!” “My wife bought me some lingerie that was so bodacious, it made my jaw drop… and I just couldn’t pick it back up!” Pun Jokes “What do you call a salivary gland […]
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Dad Jokes: Cardinals, Tubularity, and More Cardinal Jokes Why did the cardinal get a library card? To check out worm books! What do you call a cardinal who keeps falling off the branch? A tubular cardinal! Miranda/November 13th Pun What is Miranda doing on November 13th? Storing her Miranda rights! Cardinal Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (and Laugh) Regional Councilor or Assembly Member Jokes What do you call a regional councilor who’s always sleeping on the job? A snooze-member! Why did the assembly member get arrested? For assembly-ing an illegal gathering. “Dude” Jokes What do you call a dude who can’t keep a secret? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Veggie Tales Dad Joke: Vegetarian Why did the vegetarian get lost in the grocery store? Because they couldn’t resist the aisle of temptation! Vegetarian-Lowkey Dad Joke What do you call a vegetarian who’s not very forthcoming? A lowkey vegan. Phobos/November 13th Pun What do you call a moon that’s terrified of […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a stick! Pun Joke About Eustachian Tubes: […]
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Dad Jokes: A Noodle-ific Adventure Spaghetti Jokes Why did the spaghetti blush? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call spaghetti that’s fallen in the ocean? Hits different! Pun Jokes Why don’t you trust spaghetti near me? Because it’s always “al dente” (all in the teeth). What do you call a skeleton on […]
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Oh My Aching Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Groovy Hemorrhoid Humor Prepare yourself for a bumpy ride through the realm of dad jokes, where puns and groans reign supreme. Hold on tight as we dive headfirst into the world of hemorrhoids, groovy vibes, and silly surprises. Hemorrhoid-Tastic Jokes Why did the hemorrhoid cross the road? To […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes for the Animated Soul Animation Dad Joke: Why was the animator so good at telling jokes? Because he had a “toon” of experience! Animation Dad Joke (Urban Flavor): Why did the cartoon character get arrested? For having outstanding warrants for his “Looney Tunes”! Puns on the Run: Anal Canal: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Linux Jokes What do you call a sad Linux user? A bummer. What does a Linux kernel say when it’s overwhelmed? “I’m outta here!” Bummer Jokes Why did the bummer get a haircut? Because he was tired of having a bad hair day. What do you […]
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Dad-tastic Openness: Jokes for the Relationship-Minded Relationship Openness Q: What do you call a relationship where both partners are open? A: A see-through relationship! Bae-Related Q: Why did Bae join the skeleton crew? A: Because she loves to expose her bones! Bone-Chilling Puns What do you call a dog that loves to explore caves? A […]
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Dad Jokes for the Eco-Conscious Sustainable Cuisine: The Pun-derful Flavors of Green Eating Why is sustainable cuisine so popular? Because it’s the future of our planet! What do you call an animal that eats only plant-based food? A vegetarian! Pun-derful Puns for Animal Puns What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy […]
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