Why Do Jokes Love the Pituitary Gland? The pituitary gland, a tiny bean-shaped organ at the base of the brain, controls many bodily functions. But did you know it’s also a dad joke magnet? Dad Jokes About the Pituitary Gland What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always getting into trouble? A hypo-mischief! Why […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Go “Ugh” Ketchup Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Ketchup: Why did the ketchup get arrested? For being a condiment! Another Dad Joke about Ketchup related to Car and Road Jokes: Why did the ketchup truck go off the road? Because it couldn’t turn its tailgate! Pun Jokes Add […]
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Salt-ay Dad Jokes Question: What do you call salt that’s been to prison? Answer: Con-salt Question: What do you call salt that’s really good at dancing? Answer: Skibidi salt Palate Question: Why don’t they play poker on November 11th? Answer: Because it’s a holiday for the palette! Knock-Knock Knock Knock Who’s there? Salt Salt who? […]
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Dad Jokes: Laughter Guaranteed, Pun-ishment Not Included Prepare to groan and giggle as we dive into the world of dad jokes, where puns reign supreme and wordplay knows no bounds! Male-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a male who can’t keep a secret? A gossip guy. What do you call a male who’s always […]
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Why Dads’ Jokes Are Actually Genius Relationship Jokes That Turn the Tables: “Why did the husband say he couldn’t fix the marriage? Because he was at his wit’s lend.” “Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you want is a royal flush. But after a while, you just learn to play […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan or Giggle What do you call a heart that’s always getting into trouble? * A cardio-mess. Why did the heart blush? * Because it was flattered by all the love it was getting. What do you call Jupiter when it’s cold? * Brrr-upiter. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heart. […]
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Dad Jokes for the Coast Guard (and Beyond!) Coast Guard Jokes What do you call a Coast Guard officer who’s lost their boat? A shore loser! Why did the Coast Guard ship turn around? Because it reached its stern! Cheugy Coast Guard Joke Why is the Coast Guard considered cheugy? Because they’re always on the […]
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Prepare Yourself for a Shower of Dad Jokes Ablutophobia: The Fear of Bathing Why did the ablutophobe refuse to go under the shower? Because they were afraid to get a wash-out! What did the DEI officer say to the ablutophobe? “Diversity, Equity, and In-shower-tion!” Sweat Glands and November 9th Why do sweat glands get excited […]
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Dad Jokes: A Dayan-Scoot Extravaganza Dayan Jokes What do you call a Dayan who’s always borrowing money? A loan dingo! Why did Dayan get lost in the desert? Because he had no oasis of his own! Dayan-Scoot Jokes What do you get when you cross a Dayan and a Scoot? A dingo with a sidecar! […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: Sheikhs, Adulting, and Puns Galore! Sheik Jokes Sheikh Joke #1: Why couldn’t the Sheikh get a date? Because he was a total Qur’an-tine! Sheikh Joke #2 (Adulting Edition): What’s the hardest part of adulting? Having to sheikh all the dishes by yourself! Pun Time Io Pun: Why was Io so popular on […]
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Dad Jokes: A Presidential Pun-derland Head of State Shenanigans Why did the President refuse to get a haircut? Because he’s above the law! What happened when Joe Biden met the Queen of England? They had a royal rumble! Gums and November 8th What do you call a politician with no teeth? Gum-less! What’s the best […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Scary Side of Horror Horror Humor What do you call a demon with a bad attitude? A hell-raiser! Why did the werewolf get lost? Because he didn’t know the path of least resistance! Gnarly Dad Jokes What do you get when you cross a zombie and a gnarly surfer? A gnarled flesh-eating […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Puns and Groans Collide Dad Joke about Doctor Why did the doctor join a heavy metal band? To treat patients with a bone to pick! Dad Joke about Doctor (Chill Out) What do you call a doctor who’s always cold? A Dr. Chill! Kidney/November 8th Pun What do you call an election […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Horrible Mexican Jokes Why was the Mexican so embarrassed? Because he forgot to put on his pantalones! What do you call a Mexican with a low haircut? A Lowkey-can. Mouth-Related Pun Why couldn’t the mouth decide what to say? Because it was too tongue-tied! Mexican Knock-Knock Joke Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Presidential Punchlines Why did President Ursula von der Leyen visit a car wash? To clean her Commission! What do you call Ursula von der Leyen’s favorite snack? Cool beans! Visual Humor Why should you be careful with your eyes on November 8th? Because it’s eye-lection day! […]
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