Dad Jokes Galore: A Collection of Animated Antics Animation Dad Jokes Why did the cartoon character get lost? Because he didn’t follow the animator’s instructions! What do you call a cartoon character with no sense of direction? A drawn-out adventure! No Cap Animation Dad Joke Why did the animated bunny hop away from the no-cap […]
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Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all…
Dad Jokes: The Synagogues of Wisdom and Puns For all the Talmud scholars and yeshiva students out there, get ready for a Torah-ific journey through the realms of dad jokes. Hold on tight to your yarmulkes and prepare to chuckle at the wittiest puns and groan-worthy one-liners. Rosh Yeshiva Jokes: The Square Root of Wisdom […]
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Dad Jokes: The Navy’s Not-So-Secret Weapon Navy Jokes Why did the Navy sailor get lost at sea? Because he couldn’t find his ship-shape! What do you call a Navy ship that’s always hip? A dis-hip-ping vessel! Pun Jokes What do you call a statue made of snow? A Galatea. Why is November 7th so important? […]
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Dad Jokes: Where Laughter Meets Groan-Worthy Puns Palindromic Puns What do you call a palindrome that’s holiday-themed? Noel! Why was the palindrome so excited for Christmas? Because it was almost inverse! Tongue-tied Puns What do you call a tongue that can’t stay in its mouth? A tongue-tied party! Why did the tongue get a job […]
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Dad Jokes: Defying Logic, Sparking Laughter Ganymede Goofs Why does Ganymede have so many craters? Because it’s the moon with the most moon-shine! What do you call a Ganymede that won’t stop driving? A roamin’ Roman! Trachea Trivia or November 6th Nonsense What do you call a trachea that loves to sing? A whistle-blower! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Relationship Jokes Beyond the Norm Why did I break up with my girlfriend? Because she’s a pyramid scheme! (She kept asking me to join “her team.”) Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a relationship where one person is always picking on the other? A […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) Phobos-tastic Puns: What do you call Phobos when it’s feeling angry? An “irate potato.” Historical Humor: “Phobos has a habit of making his enemies ‘Mars-upial.’” Urethra-ly Puns: What do you call a urinary tract infection that occurs on November 6th? A “pissing contest.” Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Baa-d to the Bone Shepherd Jokes: What do you call a shepherd with no sheep? A lost cause. Why did the shepherd name his dog “Rizz”? Because he had some serious rizz! Phoebe/November 6th Pun: What do you call a turkey who’s been arrested? A cold Phoebe. (Sounds like November sixth) […]
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Galactic Dad Jokes to Warp Your Mind Star Trek: Enterprise Jokes What’s the name of Archer’s new ship? The USS-No-Can-Do! Why did Trip use antimatter as fuel? Because it gassed him up! Saturn or November 6th Jokes What planet has two belts? Saturn! What day of the week comes after Tuesday? Donut! Knock-Knock Jokes Knock, […]
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Take Flight with These Hilarious Dad Jokes Dad Jokes Soar High Why did the pilot land his plane in the middle of the highway? Because he wanted to do a runway! What do you call a plane that can’t fly? A ground vehicle! Dummy Hard Jokes What’s the difference between a pilot and a dummy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Esophagus Dad Jokes about Sport “Why was the golfer’s score so high? Because he was playing with a chip on his shoulder!” Redneck Sport Joke “Y’all know why Bubba can’t play baseball? ‘Cause he keeps stepping on the catcher’s mitt!” Esophageal-themed Pun “What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Edition Why did the bachelor with gamophobia get married? Because he found a wife who cured his fears… after she said “I do.” What’s the first thing a man with gamophobia says when he’s proposing? “Don’t hold me to this.” Yo Mamma Gamophobia Yo […]
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Dad Jokes to Buoy Your Spirits Navy Dad Jokes Why did the sailor avoid swimming in the Dead Sea? Because he didn’t want to float away! Boomers and the Navy Why did the Navy replace its boomer submarines? Because they wanted boomers who could shoot back! Proteus and November 4th What do you get when […]
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Dad Jokes for Techies iPhone Jokes Why did the iPhone get a cold? Because it was sneezing apples! What do you call an iPhone that’s always calling? A phone-a-holic. iPhone and Square Jokes What do you call an iPhone that uses Square? A credit-card-carrying phone. Why did the iPhone and the Square get married? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stargate Edition Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1: Why did Jack O’Neill always keep a mirror in his pocket? So he could always check his gate! Dad Joke about Stargate SG-1 and “Catch You on the Flip Side”: What did Teal’c say when he left the mirror dimension? “Catch you on the flip […]
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