Dad Jokes: Tickle Your Funny Bone with Not-So-Good and Hilarious Gems Tell me a Dad Joke about Spices: Why did the paprika get a cold? Because it was too chili! Add another Dad Joke about Spices related to Clap back: What do you call a spice that talks back? A clappy-back! Add a pun joke […]
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Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Amusement Connoisseurs Blues Jokes Why…
Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Amusement Connoisseurs Blues Jokes Why did the blues musician get lost? Because he had a bad case of “key-nesia.” What do you call a blues band with no instruments? A cappella. Tubular Jokes Why did the plumber get a job at a music store? To play the tubular bells. Pun […]
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Papillon’s Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Best Papillon Jokes Why did Papillon get a pet butterfly? Because he wanted to Pap the butterfly. What do you call a Papillon that’s always getting into trouble? A sus-pect. Punny Jokes What do you call a sweat pore that’s always sweating? A sweat-y pore. What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Holy Guacamole! Religious Orders What do you call a nun who’s always on the go? A runaway bride of Christ! What do you call a cool bean monk? A Holy frijol! Titania or November 3rd Puns What do you call a princess made of metal? Titania (titanium) Why are birthdays in November so […]
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What a Swingin’ Time for Dad Jokes! Swinging Jokes What do you call a swing that’s always moving? A party swing! Why did the swing say “highkey”? Because it was feeling up! Lung/November 3rd Puns What’s the best way to get your lungs ready for winter? Take a deep breath on November 3rd! Why didn’t […]
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Dad’s Knee-Slappers: Groovy Japanese Hijinks Japanese-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the Japanese farmer get lost? Because he didn’t have his map-ping. What do you call a Japanese person who’s always happy? Sumo-time! Groovy Japanese Dad Jokes Why did the Japanese hippie say “groovy”? Because he was “far out” with his shuriken! What do you call […]
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Tortoiseshell Times: Dad Jokes Unleashed! The Tortoise and the Hairbrush Why did the tortoise run away from the hairbrush? Because it wanted to keep its shell straight! Tortoise Tech Why did the hacker tortoise get banned from the computer lab? Because it kept making “shell” accounts! Proteus Paradox What do you call a Proteus who […]
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The Ultimate Dad Jokes for the Canine Enthusiast German Shepherd Shenanigans “Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?” “To herd the cars to the other side!” “What do you call a German Shepherd who’s always getting into trouble?” “A pawful!” Parenting Puns “Why was the baby German Shepherd so tired?” “Because he was up […]
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Don’t Float Away with These Buoy-tiful Dad Jokes! Boating Jokes How do boats say “hello”? They wave! Why did the boat get a speeding ticket? Because it was going overboard! Boating and Car Jokes What do you call a boat that can’t sink? A sub-marine sandwich! Why don’t sailboats drive on roads? They get seasick! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Puns, the Groans, and the All-Around Awesomeness Prepare yourself for a wild ride of witty one-liners and groan-worthy puns that are sure to make you laugh or cringe (but mostly laugh). Let’s dive into the hilarious world of dad jokes! Rude Humor: Can You Stomach It? “Why did the scarecrow win an […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Bone-Crackingly Hilarious Scapula: The Bone That’s Always Breaking Dad Jokes Why did the scapula go to the doctor? Because it was feeling down! Why did the scapula get invited to the party? Because it had Skibidi Rizz! Adenoids and November 1st Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Miranda Division Miranda, Anyone? What do you call a Miranda who can’t make up her mind? An indecisive investigator. Wordplay Wonders Woes Why did Miranda join Wordplay Wonders? Because she wanted to solve puzzles with her magnifying glass! Hyperion Hijinks What do you call Hyperion’s friends? Peers! Miranda’s Knock-Knock Knock, knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes from the Outer Limits Why did the alien from The Outer Limits get lost in Ohio? Because he took the wrong “warp” route. What’s the difference between Gums and November 1st? One is something you chew, and the other is something you boo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Outer Limits. Outer Limits who? Outer […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps on Groaning! Holiday Shenanigans What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! Why is Christmas like a difficult puzzle? Because it’s dummy hard! Hair-Raising Puns Why did the hairstylist get lost? Because she couldn’t find her parting! November 1st Antics Why is November 1st the […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Gerascophobia (Fear of Aging) What do you call an old person who’s afraid of falling? A geriatric parachuter! What do you call an old person who’s always on social media? A FYP-ennial! (FYP = For You Page) Urethra/October 31st Pun What do you call a happy urethra […]
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