Dad Jokes That Will Make You Go “Ugh” (or LOL) Diplomat Dad Jokes What do you call a diplomat who’s always late? A procrastinator at large! Why did the diplomat get arrested? For being a simp for international relations! Phobos or October 31st Pun Why was Phobos afraid to visit Earth on Halloween? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL…
Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Then LOL Dad Joke #1: Fear of Heights “Do you know why people with acrophobia are never good dancers? Because they can’t find their steps!” Dad Joke #2: Acrophobia and Vibe Checks “Why did the acrophobic refuse to do a vibe check on the World Trade Center? […]
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Knock, Knock, Who’s There? Not Scary Hey there, joke-seekers! It’s time to get your funny bone tickled with some not-so-bad dad jokes about horror. Horror Dad Joke What do you call a zombie who’s always complaining? A moaning myrtle! Cheugy Horror Joke Why are cheugy vampires so uncool? Because they’re always hanging out in coffins […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cringe-Worthy and the Hysterical Jokes That Will Make You Groan Drama Joke: Why did the drama club president get kicked out? Because he was always stirring up trouble! Drama Joke (Snack-Related): What do you call a drama club member who always brings snacks? A stage munch-er! Pun Joke: Why did the gallbladder […]
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Dad Jokes Paradise for the Young and Silly Are you ready for some side-splitting laughter that will make you groan with delight? Hold on tight, because we’re about to unleash a barrage of the corniest dad jokes known to humankind! Despina Edition Why did Despina take up gardening? Because she wanted to Slay! (Get it?) […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Relationship Openness: Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Why was the open relationship so frustrating? Because it had too many loose ends! What do you call a relationship that’s open to everyone? A revolving door! Relationship Openness and Stupid Jokes Dad Joke: Why did the open relationship end? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney Stones Hobbies Why did the painter get arrested? He was caught drawing attention to himself! Why is a stamp collector obsessed with DEI? Because they love diversity in their collection! Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pain in the […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Outbreak: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Cringe Androphobia: Fear of Men Why are men so scared of spiders? Because they have eight legs and a hairy back. How do you cure a boomer who’s afraid of men? Give them a pension. Callisto or October 31st What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Chimpanzee Jokes Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? To get to the other s-wing! What do you call a chimpanzee that can’t be seen? Outta sight-panzee! Phobos Joke Why is Phobos so scared? Because Mars has him under its spell! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chimpanzee. […]
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Dad Jokes: A Hilarious Ride Through Fear and Laughter Amaxophobia: Fear of Riding in a Car What do you call someone with amaxophobia? A car-diac! Why are people with amaxophobia afraid of squares? Because they’re afraid of driving in a square! Pun Joke What do you call a small intestine on October 30th? A boo-del! […]
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Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Headline: Dad Jokes: Ready for a Side-Splitting Harvest? Salad Days Why did the lettuce get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the dressing. Why did the grunge band salad sing so loudly? Because they were rockin’ the “house blend.” Sweat and October What do you call someone who sweats a lot? A […]
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Dad Jokes and Paleo Tales: A Hilarious Expedition Paleo Jokes: Why did the Paleo person avoid gluten? Because it’s not bread-worthy! What do you call a Paleo caveman who’s always cold? A chill-asaurus Rex! Styx or October 30th Puns: What do you call a Styx song that’s really scary? A boat to the afterlife! Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh (or Groan) Vegetable-Themed Dad Jokes Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! What do you call a carrot that’s been in the sun too long? A sun-fried carrot! Homey and Vegetable Dad Jokes What do you call a lazy homey in a vegetable […]
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