Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Parathyroid Not-So-Hot Dad Jokes Parathyroid Joke: Why don’t parathyroid glands like smartphones? Because they can’t stay connected! Parathyroid and Turnt Joke: Why did the parathyroid gland get arrested? For being too turnt! Punderful Pun Eustachian Tube Pun: What do you call a clogged Eustachian tube? A trap-door-tube! […]
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Dad Jokes for the Politically Inclined Lieutenant Governor Jokes Why did the Lieutenant Governor lose his job? Because he couldn’t handle the pressure! What do you call a Lieutenant Governor who’s always worried about missing out? FOMO (Fear Of Missing Office) Earth/October 30th Pun What do you call the planet when it’s really cold? Earthfreeze! […]
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Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan and Laugh! Automobile Jokes Why did the car stop on the highway? Because it couldn’t find its turn signal! What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic can fix a car without killing anyone. Automobile Jokes with Bodaciousness What do you call a car that’s totally […]
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Dad Jokes for the Ages: From Lame to Legendary Beverage Banter: Why did the coffee run away? Because it wanted to bean-a latte! Why did the orange juice get a chill pill? Because it was taking life too seriously! Pun-tastic Proclamation: What do you call a spaceship that’s been to Jupiter? An Io-nizer! Why is […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Storm! Mimas Jokes Why did Mimas go to therapy? Because it was feeling Saturn-ated. Gen Alpha: Dad, what’s Mimas? Dad: It’s Saturn’s little space satellite. Puns Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other spinal cord! What do you call a gravestone on October 29th? […]
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Dad Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Groan Navy Jokes What do you call a sailor who’s always getting into trouble? A davy-destroyer. Why did the Navy recruit squid? Because they’re ink-redible. Lowkey Navy Joke What do you call a Navy officer who’s always whispering? A low-key captain. Navel/October 29th Joke What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan or Grin Hey folks, get ready for a rollercoaster of silly dad jokes and witty quips that will leave you either rolling your eyes or laughing out loud. Brace yourself for some unique takes on relationships, puns, riddles, and more. Just remember, sometimes the bad ones are the […]
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The Supreme Dad Jokes: A Cosmic Comedy Carnival Prepare to chuckle and groan as we embark on a jovial journey through the realm of dad jokes, with a special spotlight on the celestial body Io and its enigmatic guardian, The Man. Io Jokes with a Celestial Twist Why did Io get a cold? Because it […]
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Animal Rescue Worker Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pawsome Animal Rescue Worker Joke #1: Why did the animal rescue worker get fired? Because he kept taking naps on the catnap couch. Animal Rescue Worker Sip Joke: What do you call an animal rescue worker who loves a good drink? A sip-per hero! […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Wince and Chuckle The Fear of Dogs Dad: Why are people with cynophobia afraid of dogs? Kid: Because they’re always on the lookout for…tail-ant attacks! Dad: Why did the person with cynophobia dip out of the party? Kid: They were feeling puppy-eyed and dog-tired! Titan-ic Puns Dad: What do […]
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Judge Not, or Be Prepared to Hear Groans Knock, knock. Who’s there? Federal Judge. Federal Judge who? Federal Judge if you can’t handle these terrible jokes! Bae-tiful Justice Hey, Bae, my Federal Judge just sentenced me to life… without parole. I guess I’ll be your cell-mate for a while now! Pun-derful Proteus and Octo-berfest Why […]
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Dark and Peculiar Dad Jokes Film Noir Whimsy Why did the detective in the film noir wear a trench coat? Because it was “rain film.” What do you call a radical film noir character? A “film noir-ist.” Pun-derful Puns Why was Titania so pissed off? Because October 28th was her un-fairy day. Knocking on Noir’s […]
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Time to Dad Joke about Altered Carbon! Altered Carbon Dad Joke: Why did the Altered Carbon sleeve have a bad day? Because it got its stacks crossed! Tech Humor Dad Joke: What’s the difference between an Envoy and a Meth? One’s a sleeve you wear, the other’s a sleeve you smoke! Pun Joke: What do […]
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Are You Ready for Some Hilarious Dad Jokes? Dad Joke about Yoga “What do you call a yoga pose that’s too hard for most people?” Answer: A pretzel-ent. Dad Joke about Yoga and Holiday Humor “What’s Santa’s favorite yoga pose?” Answer: The tree pose! Pun Joke about Galatea “Why did Galatea refuse to do yoga […]
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DAD JOKES ALERT! H2-O You Know Any Good Water Jokes? Joke 1: Why did the water not wear a sweater? Because it already had a jacket! Joke 2: What do you call a musical instrument made of water? A sea-phone! BRAIN DRAIN Pun: What do you call a brain that’s been drained? A zombie! October […]
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