Prepare to Chuckle: A Stellar Collection of Dad Jokes Mercury Musings “What do you call a planet that’s always getting in trouble? Mercury, because it’s constantly busted!” “Why was Santa claus so happy to visit Mercury? Because it was a ‘cool’ planet!” Gum-derful Puns “What do you call a chewing gum that’s always on vacation? […]
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Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad…
Are You Afraid of Dead Jokes? Fear Not, These Dad Jokes Aim to Kill! Section 1: Deathly Puns What do you call a skeleton that’s so scared, it can’t form a body? A de-bone-itated! Section 2: Sports Laughs Why did the baseball player fear the cemetery? Because they were afraid of being caught dead! Section […]
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Daddy’s Delightful Delights: A Treasury of Nix-Inspired Jokes Calling All Nix Enthusiasts! If you’re a fan of the legendary streamer Nix or just enjoy a good laugh, prepare to embark on a comical journey filled with dad jokes that will tickle your funny bone. Nix Jokes: Why did Nix cross the road? To get to […]
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Dad Jokes: Soul Food Special Soul Food Jokes: What do you call a Soul food dish that’s so good, it makes the angels sing? Turkey in the pew! Why don’t they like Soul food at the racetrack? Because the chicken always comes last! Soul Food and Historical Humor: What did Abraham Lincoln say when he […]
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Hold Your Splines for a Slew of Dad Jokes Get ready for a spleen-tingling experience with these rib-tickling dad jokes! Spleen-tastic Jokes What organ is the most athletic? The spleen, because it plays with your red and white cells! Why did the spleen get lost in Ohio? Because it didn’t have any Buckeyes! Gallbladder/Christmas Shenanigans […]
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Unleash Your Inner Dad with These Rib-Tickling Jokes Japanese Food Funnies Why did the sushi chef get lost? Because he rolled the wrong way! What do you call a Japanese God who loves sushi? On God-zilla! Bladder Buster Why did the bladder get arrested on Christmas Day? For holding too much water! Knock-Knock on Japanese […]
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Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning (and the Occasional Laughter) Tell Me a Dad Joke about Vegetables Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any heads! Add another Dad Joke about Vegetables related to Simping What do you call a vegetable that’s always trying to impress girls? A carrot-simp! Add a pun […]
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Dad Jokes: Ribbiting Fun and Cheugy Chuckles for Junior Humorists Frogtastic Dad Jokes Why don’t frogs wear pants? Because they don’t have any pockets to carry their tadpoles! What do you call a frog in a raincoat? A croak-a-dile! What’s cheugy about frogs? Their hopping style is so last season! Pun-derful Play on Words What […]
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Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) Soul Food-sational Jokes How do you make soul food in a hurry? You use a shortcut! What’s the best snack when you’re feeling soulful? Collard greens chip-wiches! Teary-Eyed or Holiday-Themed Puns What do you call someone who cries a lot? A tear duct doctor! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Salty Saltwater Edition Swimming Dad Joke: Why did the swimmer get lost? Because they took the wrong stroke! Millennial Swimming Dad Joke: What do you call a millennial swimmer? A “hashtag freestyle” swimmer. Punny Spinal Cord Joke: What do you call a broken spinal cord? A “spineless” cord. December 23rd Pun: What’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Parish Secretary Jokes: What do you call a parish secretary who makes mistakes? A typo-secretary. What’s the difference between a parish secretary and a literary figure? One files papers, the other files fiction. Pun Jokes: What do you call a calendar near me? A time-keeper. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Ridiculous, and the Hilariously Funny Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage Why did the anti-marriage activist get arrested? Because he was caught protesting violently! Another Dad Joke about Gamophobia: Fear of marriage related to Chill out What do you call a wedding where the bride is terrified of marriage? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Croak (or Howl) Hey there, folks! Ready for some dad jokes so bad they’ll make your eyes roll? Brace yourself for the ultimate dad joke experience! Papillon Edition “What’s a papillon’s favorite dance move? The butterfly float!” “Why did the papillon join the betting pool? He heard about the Papillon […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Forgetful Galatea Jokes Why did Galatea become a sculptor? Because she was always shaping up! I heard that Galatea is getting a new flip phone. Catch you on the flip side! Hair Pun What do you call a hairstyle that’s always on the calendar? A December 22nd […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyeballs… Or Groan (in a Good Way) Gerascophobia: The Fear of Growing Old Why are people with gerascophobia always in a hurry to get to the gym? Because they don’t want to be caught dead on the treadmill! What do you call a person with gerascophobia who’s […]
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