Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (in a Good Way) Classic Cuisine Conundrums “Why did the chef get lost in the kitchen? Because he couldn’t find the ‘whisk’!” “What do you call a chef who’s always on the run? A ‘madeleine’ runner!” Sports Laughs “How does a baseball player make a meal? He bats a […]
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Flex Your Funny Bone: Dad Jokes That Will Make You Stretch Dad Jokes: Flexibility Training Edition Why did the gymnast get lost? Because she didn’t have her stretch marks! What do you call a flexible person who’s always getting into trouble? A knotty problem! Health and Fitness Dad Joke What do you call a flexible […]
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Dad Jokes: Misophonia, Wordplay Wonders, and Beyond Misophonia Madness Why is misophonia like a bad habit? Because it’s hard to break! Misophonia and Wordplay Wonders have this in common: They can both make your skin crawl! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a moon that’s covered in ice? Enceladus that! What do you call […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Pun-derful Meets the Hemophobic Prepare for some knee-slapping (or maybe eye-rolling) humor as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes, with a special focus on the irrational fear of blood, also known as hemophobia. Hemophobia Humor What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? An ex-sanguine. What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Hilarious Tales of Lymph Nodes and Beyond Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get lost? Because it couldn’t find its way through the maze of cells. Lymph Node and FYP Joke What do you call a lymph node that’s obsessed with TikTok? A FYP-lymph node! Vagina Pun What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Alphabet Soup Edition Alphabet People Antics Why did the alphabet people go to the courthouse? Because they wanted to file a lawsuit! What do you call a letter that’s always being left out? A simp! Celestial Quips Why was Pluto so cold? Because it was far from the sun! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Cornucopia of Groans Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia go to weddings? To practice abstinence! A man with Gamophobia is like a fish out of water: he’s scared to get baited! Bussin’ Gamophobia Why did the food critic with Gamophobia stay away from fried chicken? Because he was […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Thread and Needle Adventure Embroidery Dad Jokes Why did the embroidery thread get fired? For not minding their own beeswax! Why did the embroidery ghost get ghosted? Because its needle was too sharp! Punny Oil and October Jokes What do you call an oil gland with a bad attitude? A gland-ulently […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Culinary Delight for the Punny Classic Cuisine Conundrums What do you call a chef who’s always checking his vibe? A vibe check-en! What do you get when you cross a croissant with a Vibe Check? A croissant-ial vibe check! Tonsilitis-October Puns Why did the tonsils get kicked out of the choir? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Silly and Sometimes Smart Cookie Jokes What do you call a cookie that’s been in the rain too long? A soggy biscuit! How does a cookie slay? With its killer crunch! Pun Jokes What’s the best thing about near me? The “meow” is closer! Why is October 27th so creepy? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Paleolithic Edition Paleo Punchlines What do you call a caveman who always eats Paleo? A raw deal! Why did the Paleo dad get mad at his son? Because he caught him eating a carb! GOAT Jokes What do you call a Paleo athlete who always wins? A GOAT! Why did the Paleo […]
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Not-So-Bad Dad Jokes Gamophobia: **Fear of Marriage Why do people with Gamophobia avoid churches? Because there are so many weddings there! A redneck with Gamophobia was asked if he ever wanted to get married. He replied, “Nope, I ain’t never met a single woman I’d be willing to share my moonshine with!” Pun-tastic Jokes What […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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Electrifying Dad Jokes: The Humorous Side of Tesla and Gen X Tesla Tales Why did Tesla’s stock prices keep crashing? Because they were too “Musk-y.” What do you call a Tesla driver in the 90s? A Generation X-elerated. Gum-tastic Puns What do you get when you cross gum with October 26th? A scary-sweet Halloween treat! […]
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