Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Chuckle Ministerial Musings Why did the minister cross the road? To get to the other side of the sermon! What do you call a grunge-loving minister? A minister of darkness! Puns for the Advanced What’s the difference between an October 26th and an October 27th? One day […]
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Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do…
Dad Jokes: The Holy of Holies Pope-ular Jokes What do you call a Pope who loves to dance? A hip-hop pontiff! Why did the Pope get a new throne? Because his old one was totally un-holy! Diabolical Puns What do you call a martian who’s always angry? “Deimos”! What do you get when you combine […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You “Python” with Laughter Section 1: Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always getting lost? A ‘lost snake!” “Why did the snake cross the road? To get to the other hissing.” Section 2: “Homey” Ophidiophobia Dad Jokes “What do you call a snake that’s always chillin’ with […]
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Dad Jokes to Reignite Your Inner Child Get ready to chuckle with these not-so-good and hilariously funny dad jokes! Local Government Guffaws Why did the mayor get lost? Because he couldn’t find his way to the capital! Why did the council member resign? Because he was tired of the constant nitpicking! Basic-ly Bad Dad Jokes […]
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Snakes, Jokes, and the Wild World of Dad Humor Hey there, kiddo! Ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes? Get ready to roll your eyes and grin! Fear of Snakes Got Jokes Coming? What do you call a snake that’s always nervous? A “constantly-anxious constrictor!” “My fear of snakes is so bad, I once jumped off […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Nixed Not-So-Good Dad Jokes – Why was the bee a great singer? Because he knew how to use his honey-pipes! Pop Culture Dad Jokes – What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! – Why did the guitarist get lost? Because he didn’t know where […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: Parish Secretary Edition Parish Secretary Quips “What do you call a Parish Secretary who’s always getting into mischief?” A holy terror! “Why did the Parish Secretary go to the library? To check out the “Book of Psalms.” “What do you call a Parish Secretary who always says ‘Yass’?” A […]
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Dad Jokes: A Masterclass for Children’s Ministry Leaders About the Children’s Ministry Leader What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader with a wooden leg? A limp-preacher! Why did the Children’s Ministry Leader get arrested? For having too many outstanding kids! What do you call a Children’s Ministry Leader who’s also a surfer? A board-ious […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the So-Bad-They’re-Good Group Marriage Jokes What do you call a group marriage with three people? A thri-some! Why did the group marriage get cold? Because they had a chill out! Liver and October 25th Pun What’s the difference between your liver and October 25th? One is your liver, the other is […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Dad Jokes About Abbots and Abbesses What do you call a headache that an abbot gets? A headache with a halo. Why are abbots always thirsty? Because they’re always sipping on holy water. Gum/October 24th Pun What’s black, white, and red all over? A newspaper about the United […]
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Dad-Tastic Delights: Jokes from the Space Odyssey Calling all Stargate SG-1 enthusiasts and dad joke connoisseurs alike! Get ready for some intergalactic punchlines that will have you rolling your eyes and dialing the Stargate. Stargate SG-1 Special What do you call an ancient alien device that’s always full of hotties? A Goa’uld-digger! Why did Teal’c […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Bug You Entomophobia Blues What do you call a person with a fear of bugs? An insect-igator! (Sorry, that was a bummer.) Oil Pun What do oil glands do? They oil be slick! Knock-Knock of Horror Knock, knock. Who’s there? Entomophobia. Entomophobia who? Please open up! I’m too scared to come […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Space Enthusiast Phobos Why is Phobos blushing? Because the sun saw its flat surface! What’s Phobos’s favorite genre of music? Heavy metal! Enceladus or October 23rd What do you call a moon that’s always getting into trouble? An Enceladus! What’s the best day of the year for a space enthusiast? […]
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Dad Jokes: Android and Beyond! Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the other app! What do you call an Android with a broken screen? A crackedroid! Android Car Jokes Why did the Android get pulled over? Because it was texting and driving! What’s an Android’s favorite type of road? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Feast of Pun-ishment Sushi Jokes What do you call sushi that’s too expensive? “O-fish-ally bankrupt!” Why did the sushi roll go to school? To get its grade tuna! Hair/October 23rd Jokes What do you call a haircut on October 23rd? A comb-over on the thirteenth! Why do hair follicles hate October 23rd? […]
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