Title: Dad Jokes: A Glass Half-Filled with Comedy Blowin’ in the Wind Why did the glassblower get lost? Because he didn’t have a map or a GPS (gobble-piece) Ohio’s Blown Away What do you call a glassblower from Ohio? A Buckeye-eye Musical Instrument Jokes What instrument do you play with your neck? A trombone Knock, […]
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Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole…
Prepare Your Punny Bones: Hilarious Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers What do you call a graphic designer who always works in black and white? A mono-chrome master! On God, I can’t find my favorite graphic design software. It’s a mystery! Pun-derful Jokes Why did the bladder get so much […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to Groaning and Guffawing Prostate Gland Jokes What do you call a prostate exam done by a dummy? Dummy hard! I went to the doctor for a prostate exam. The doctor said, “I’m sorry, but you have a wooden prostate.” I said, “I know, I’m Pinocchio.” Mars/October 22nd Joke What’s the […]
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Herbology: Dad Jokes for the Seasoned Wit Herbivorism Humor “What do you call a vegetarian who loves oregano?” “Herb-ivore!” Bussin’ with Herbs “Why did the chef add basil to the sauce?” “To make it extra bussin’!” Earthy Puns “What do you call October 22nd?” “Earth Day… backwards!” Knock-Knock with Herbs “Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Dill.” […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Trip to Laughter Town Travel Tribulations Why did the tourist get lost in the desert? Because he didn’t have a map or a camel. What do you call a tourist who constantly asks for help? A lost cause! Ghosted on the Go Where do ghosted travelers go? To the Lost and […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning Mentor Jokes What do you call a mentor who’s always right? A wise-guy. Why did the mentor cross the road? To check the vibe on the other side. Vibe Check Jokes What do you get when you combine a mentor and a vibe check? A “vibe-o-meter.” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Laugh and Groan Tell me a Dad Joke about American What do you call a lazy kangaroo from America? A pouch potato! Salty American Dad Joke Why did the American spy get fired? Because he was caught eating French fries. Punny Earth or October 22nd Dad Joke What is the […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Dad Jokes: An Adventure in Silliness Embark on an adventure of laughter with these side-splitting dad jokes! Adventure Time * What do you call an adventurer who’s always losing their way? A mis-adventurer! Slaying with Bad Jokes * How do adventurers slay dragons? With swords…and some corny jokes! Puns Galore * […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Good (or Not) Tethys, the Not-So-Politically-Correct Titaness Why did Tethys get kicked out of the Oceanus pool club? Because she was “too wavey!” What did Tethys shout at her ex-husband, Oceanus? “I sea you!” Pun-derful October Antics What does Dione, Zeus’s lover, have in common with a Halloween pumpkin? They’re […]
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Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you call a spine that’s been injured on October […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make Your Tummy Ache and Your Brain Hurt Glossophobia: Fear of Public Speaking “Why was the public speaker so nervous?” “Because he had Glossophobia, and he was afraid of making a spectacle of himself!” “What do you call a public speaker with a big ego?” “Glossophobia deluxe!” Pun Time “Why was […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Hemophobia: Fear of Blood Why don’t vampires like to eat at blood banks? Because they don’t want to take a chill pill! What do you call a vampire who’s afraid of blood? A Hemophobe! Navel or October 20th Pun What do you call a belly button […]
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Dad Jokes: For the Fearless and Funny Ophidiophobia: Fear of Snakes Why was the snake afraid of the rope? Because it thought it was a noodle! What do you call a snake in a top hat? A charmer! Whatever What do you call a snake that loves to eat? A constrictor! Umbilicus or October 20th […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pluto-ly Awful Pluto Jokes What do you call a planet that’s super small? A plu-tiny planet! Why did Pluto get kicked out of the solar system? Because it was too sus! Palate/20th October Pun What do you call a roof that’s good for your teeth? A palette! […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Laugh Poodle Jokes Why did the Standard Poodle get lost? Because he didn’t have a map. What do you call a Standard Poodle with no sense of direction? No Cap-able. Punny Jokes Why do dentists drive such clean cars? Because they have a lot of floss. What’s another […]
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