Dad Jokes: The Paddleboarding Edition Tell Me a Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding Why did the paddleboarder bring extra water? In case he got board. Dad Joke about Stand-up Paddleboarding (Ohio Edition) What do you call a paddleboarder from Ohio? A Buckeye on a board. Pun Joke: Eustachian Tubes and December 10th What do Eustachian […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for…
Dad Jokes: The Corniest and Clearest Are you ready for a laugh? Dad jokes are here to the rescue – and they’re guaranteed to make you smile, groan, or both! Claustrophobia Jokes: Fear of Confined Spaces “What do you call someone who’s claustrophobic? A closet comedian!” “Why did the claustrophobic gas station worker quit his […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Cry With Laughter (Or Groan) Regional President or Governor Jokes Biden: “What do you call a president who can’t dance? A Joe-ker!” Gavin Newsom: “Why did Gavin Newsom ban fireworks? Because he’s the ultimate ‘fire starter’.” Bussin’ Dad Jokes Bussin’ Biden: “Why did Biden take his grandkids on a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan but Still Giggle Pancreas Jokes What do you call a pancreas that’s surrounded by ghosts? A ghosted pancreas! Why did the pancreas go to the doctor? Because it was feeling pancreas. Hyperion/December 10th Jokes What do you call December 10th on the planet Hyperion? “Hyperion’s Tenth.” What do […]
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Dad Jokes and Monsignor-ish Shenanigans Monsignor Monotony Why did Monsignor Monotony get in trouble? Because his sermons were always the same! Monsignor and the Flexible Rules What do you call Monsignor Monotony when he’s at the gym? Flex-iblesign! Earthly Puns Why did Earth get a cold? Because it was 10-cember! Knock on Monsignor’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes to Dilate Your Capillaries Capillary Jokes Why did the capillary get in trouble? Because it was carrying too much blood! What do you call a capillary that joins a diversity and inclusion initiative? A DEI-vessel! Bladder/December 9th Pun What do you call a bladder that’s full on December 9th? An I-need-to-pee day! Capillary […]
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Dad Jokes: The Vegetable Edition Digging Up the Puns Why did the broccoli get lost? Because it didn’t have any GPS! What did the OK Boomer say to the carrot? “Get your root on!” Kidney or December 9th Pun What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A bean with an attitude! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Hilarious, and the Parish Office Shenanigans Parish Secretary Punchlines Why are parish secretaries so good at multi-tasking? Because they can run a copier, answer the phone, and give a sermon all at the same time! What do you call a millennial parish secretary? A social media evangelist! Gallbladder and December […]
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Dad Jokes: Totally Awesome or Totally Lame? Adrenal Gland-tastic Jokes What do you call an extremely stressed-out deer? Adrenalined! Did you hear about the adrenaline addict who went to a Totally 80s party? He was totally pumped! Nerve-Wracking Puns What do you call a nervous lawyer? A case of nerves! Why was December 9th so […]
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Laugh Your Tail Off: Weather-Themed Dad Jokes for the Modern Reader Dad Jokes about Weather: What do you call a snowstorm that smells like carrots? An ice burg. Why did the weatherman get fired? Because he could never predict the future perfectly. Dad Jokes about Weather-Related FOMO: How do you know when a storm is […]
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Dive into the Realm of Dad Jokes: Archbishop, Shade, and a Touch of Randomness Archbishop Jokes: 1. What do you call an archbishop with no shade? A barefaced liar! 2. Why did the archbishop go to the hardware store? To get a new arch-support! Iapetus-December 8th Pun: 3. What do you get when you cross […]
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Dad Jokes: A Smorgasbord of Laughs Regional Cuisine Classics What do you call a pizza in Maine? A “lobster roll!” Why is Texas barbecue so fast? Because it’s a “quick draw!” Goals in a Tasty Pun What do you call a vegan with a goal of eating more meat? A “herbivore in training!” Rectum and […]
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Jokes That Will Make Your Kneecaps Weak Cartilage Quips Why did the cartilage get lost in the grocery store? Because it couldn’t find the right aisle! What do you call cartilage that’s shaped like a tube? Tubular cartilage! Tubular Trivia Why did the bronchi get a restraining order against December 8th? Because they were constantly […]
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Cardinal Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Laughter and Groans Cardinal Joke What do you call a cardinal who loves to gamble? A poker-faced pontiff! Cardinal-Dude Joke What do you call a cardinal who’s really cool? A dude with a habit! Bone/December 8th Pun Why did the skeleton get arrested on December 8th? Because it stole […]
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Dad Jokes that are as Bad as Capillaries! Capillary Dad Joke 1 Why don’t capillaries play basketball? Because they’re too small to pass the ball! Capillary Dad Joke 2: Whatever Edition What do you call a capillary that doesn’t care about anything? A “whatever” capillary! Oberon/December 8th Pun Joke Why was Oberon so happy on […]
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