Dad Jokes for the Green-Thumbed and Gen Alpha Gardening Dad Jokes Why did the gardener plant a fake rose bush? To fool all the neigh-bulbs! What do you call a kid who loves to pull weeds? A little sprout-master! Gen Alpha Gardening Jokes Why don’t Gen Alpha kids like gardening? > Because they’re too busy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Unofficial Emergency Aid Kit for Comedic Relief Humanitarian Aid Worker Edition Why are humanitarian aid workers such good dancers? Because they’re always working with relief! What do you call a humanitarian aid worker who loves beans? A cool-bean-itarian! Earth Day Edition What’s brown, earthy, and keeps getting smaller? December 8th! (Earth Day […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Chuckle) Jokes About Genderfluid What do you call a genderfluid person who loves to sip tea? A sip-fluid! What do you get when you cross a genderfluid person with a cold? You get genderfluid with the sniffles! Pun Jokes Why did the vein get lost? Because it […]
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Dad Jokes: A Cardiac Conundrum Cardiovascular Chucklers Why is cardiovascular exercise so good for you? Because it’s a hard act to follow! What do you call a groovy workout? A disco-vascular exercise! Planetary Puns What planet is the best for dancing? Jupiter, because it’s always groovy! What day of the year is the best for […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Laugh) Cartilage Jokes Why did the cartilage get kicked out of the bar? Because it was always causing a little friction! What do you call cartilage that’s too salty? Dip-out! Puns What do adenoids and December 7th have in common? They’re both hard to swallow. Knock-Knock Jokes […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Rap-Related Dad Jokes Why did the rapper get lost? Because he didn’t know where the beats were! What do you call a rapper who’s always rhyming? A rhyme-stone! Bae-Related Jokes Why did Bae leave the rap concert? Because it was too bae-sic! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Buckle up, folks! Get ready for some groan-worthy dad jokes that will leave you scratching your head and wondering, “What did I just read?” Ski Jokes Why did the skier go to the doctor? Because he broke his ice-olation! What do you call a skier who can’t turn? […]
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Dad Jokes: A Chinese Takeout Chinese Dad Jokes Why did the Chinese man get lost in New York? Because he couldn’t Wei-Fi. What do you call a Chinese man with no legs? Wai Qi (why-chee). Classic Dad Jokes about Chinese What do you call a Chinese guy who drives a Porsche? Mai Tai (my-tie). What […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: Larissa Edition Yo, fellow pun-derful folks! Get ready for a rib-tickling journey with these not-so-bad and totally hilarious dad jokes. Jokes about Larissa What do you call a Larissa who’s always getting into trouble? A Lariss-calator! Why did Larissa get lost in the forest? Because she didn’t have her Larissi-pass! Sports Laughs […]
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Dad Jokes for the Whole Family Bend Over Backwards for Love Jokes Why did the gymnast break up with her boyfriend? Because he couldn’t bend over backwards enough for her! What do you call a couple that’s always fighting over the remote? A road rage relationship! Car and Road Jokes How do you fix a […]
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Laugh Out Loud with Corny Dad Jokes! Scorpion Jokes What do you call a scorpion that just lost its stinger? A sorry scorpion. Why did the scorpion cross the road? To get to the other side… and sting it! Puns & Punny Jokes What do you call a scorpion with a laptop? A pincerputer. What […]
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Welcome to the World of Dad Jokes Australian Shepherd Edition Dad Joke: Why did the Australian Shepherd cross the road? To herd the flock on the other side! Nature and Outdoors Dad Joke: How do you tell if an Australian Shepherd has been hiking? They’ll be frayed in the bush! Puns and Non-Sequiturs December 6th […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Dad Jokes About Family Members What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the grandpa fall over? He tripped over his grandson’s leg jokes! Dad Jokes About Snack Time What do you get when you cross a potato with a strawberry? Strawberry […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Sting with Laughter Scorpion Jokes Why did the scorpion get fired from his job at the aquarium? Because he kept pinching the fish! Why was the scorpion’s interview for a political position canceled? It was deemed politically incorrect, as they didn’t want any stingers in office. Gum/December 5th Pun […]
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