Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Wisest Custodian Jokes: Caution, Pun Intended Why are custodians good at basketball? They know how to keep the floor clean! What do you call a Gen X custodian? A “sweeping” Gen! Pun-Derful Pancreas and December 4th What do you call a pancreas that loves music? Puns-creas! Why is December […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musophobia Edition Musophobia: Fear of Mice What do you call a mouse with a smoking habit? A smouse! Why did the Wicked Witch of the West sign up for therapy? She was struggling with “mousophobia.” Pun Time with Jupiter and December 4th What’s the best way to survive a Jupiter attack? Just […]
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Dive into the Hilarious Realm of Dad Jokes! Dad Jokes for International Affairs Enthusiasts Diplomat Joke: Why was the diplomat so good at negotiations? Because he knew how to curry favor! Diplomat Joke (Adulting Related): What’s the diplomat’s favorite type of coffee? Decaf-sinated! Bone-Chilling Puns Bones: What do you call a skeleton that can’t keep […]
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Dad Jokes: A Guide to State Representative-Themed Pun-derfulness State Representative Jokes Why did the State Representative get lost? Because he didn’t know the “way” to go! What do you call a State Representative who’s always in the shade? A “shade-sponsor!” Trachea or December 4th Pun Joke What do you call a tube that helps you […]
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Dad Jokes: Air Force Edition Air Force Jokes What do you call an Air Force pilot who’s always singing? A wing-er! Yass Jokes Why did the Air Force base in Yass get a new gate? Because it was always YASS-ing forward! Bone Jokes Why are Air Force pilots so good at fixing bones? Because they’re […]
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Discover the Dadly Depth of History’s Humor History Jokes for History Buffs What did the ancient Romans call a soggy chariot? Aqua-wheelie! Why couldn’t the Romans play poker? Because they always folded first! Musically Hilarious History Puns What do you call the river of rock and roll? The Styx! Why did December 3rd wear blue […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Kidney-Dragging When is a relationship not a relationship? When it’s an alternative partnership that requires a shovel! Dig it? I’m looking for an alternative relationship, but I’m having a hard time getting my hands dirty. Kidney joke: What do you call a kidney that’s always in trouble? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Sweeten Your Day Sugar Jokes: What do you call a pile of sugar that’s really small? A micro-scopic lump of sugar! Why did the sugar get arrested? Because it was a low-carb suspect! Bet-Related Sugar Joke: What did the sugar say to the bet? “I can’t believe you’re going to eat […]
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Dad Jokes: A Liver-tickling Expedition Liver Jokes Why did the liver get fired from its job? Because it wasn’t very “well-done”! What do you call a liver that’s perfectly shaped? A square liver! Ear Jokes What do you call a deer with no ears? Nothing, because it can’t hear you! Why did December 3rd get […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Dad Jokes Altered Carbon Antics Why did the Altered Carbon protagonist decide to join the military? Because he wanted to get his sleeves rolled up! What did the groovy Altered Carbon character say when he saw a time traveler? “That was groovy, man!” Pun-derful Lungs Why are lungs such good […]
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“Dad Jokes: The Art of Groaning and Laughter” Home Cooking Dad Jokes Why did the chef throw out the recipe? Because it was a mis-steak! What do you call a hip bone with no meat on it? A hip-ster! Aquatically Inclined Pun Why did Ariel get a cavity? Because she ate too much December 2nd! […]
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Devilish Dad Jokes: Satan’s Side-Splitting Humor The Devil’s Not-So-Holy Humor Why did the Devil get a library card? To check out “Hell’s Bells”! Tech-Savvy Satan What’s the Devil’s favorite programming language? “HellScript”! Gallstones and December Dilemma Why did the gallbladder get mad at December 2nd? Because it was “too galling”! Knocking on Hell’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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Dad Jokes: Cringe or Laugh? Trypophobia Ticklers Why are people with trypophobia afraid of the ocean? Because it’s full of holes! What’s the name of a trypophobia sufferer’s favorite dance move? The Skibidi Rizz! (Yes, it’s related to the next joke.) Artery or D-cember? What do arteries do on December 1st? They start to clot-mas! […]
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