Dad Jokes: Position Impossible Lay Positions, They’re Not What You Think Why don’t they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs! Skibidi and Lay Positions Why did the Skibidi dance scare the fishermen? Because it was causing a wave! December 1st and Larissa What do you call a baby born on December 1st? A […]
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Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition Horror Dad Joke Why did the…
Dad Jokes: Spooky Edition Horror Dad Joke Why did the vampire get lost? Because he didn’t have any bat-tery. Historical Horror Dad Joke What do you call a ghost that’s always late? A tard-geist. Nix/December 1st Pun What’s something that’s nix in December? A snow job! Knock-Knock Horror Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Igor. Igor […]
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Dad Jokes: The (Not-So) Fin-tastic Edition Seafood Jokes Why did the oyster get a promotion? Because it was out of its shell! What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh! Dad Jokes for Your Feed (FYP) Why did the crab go to the party? Because it wanted to sea-lebrate! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pharmacy Edition Pharmacist Jokes Why did the pharmacist get lost? Because he took the wrong prescription! What do you call a pharmacist who’s always on the go? A pill-grimage! Bussin’ Jokes Why was the pharmacist’s medication so good? Because it was bussin’! What do you call a pharmacist who makes the best […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Uranus Jokes What did the astronomer say when he found out he had been studying Uranus? “My whole career has been a big gas!” What do you call a ghost who visits Uranus? A ghosted astronaut! Nose/November Jokes Why is a nose a great place to hide change? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Laugh or Groan A-maxing Dad Jokes What do you call someone with a fear of riding in a car? A car-diac. What’s a redneck’s solution to Amaxophobia? Duct tape and a pickup truck. Pun-tastic Deimos Joke What do you get when you cross a Roman god of terror with […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Prepare yourself for a chuckle-inducing adventure as we dive into the world of cringe-worthy and downright hilarious dad jokes! Ophidiophobia: The Fear of Snakes Why did the ophidiophobe get lost in the jungle? Because they couldn’t find their way out of the cobra maze! What do you call […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Jokes to Make You Groan Get Ready for a Bulldog Bonanza Why are bulldogs so good at basketball? Because they have great layups! What do you call a bulldog who always claps back? A paw-sitive talker! Puns to Make You Cringe What do you call Jupiter’s biggest moon? A Gany-made mistake! What’s […]
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Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot! Related […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Journalist Jokes What do you call a journalist who’s always late? A deadliner. Why did the journalist get fired? Because he couldn’t write a chill story! (Get it?) Pun Jokes Why did the veins get angry? They were feeling very vein. What do you call November 27th? Blackvein […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Spider Jokes Why did the spider wear a bow tie? Because it was going to a formaldehyde party. What did the spider say to his bae? You’re the bae of my web. Pun Jokes What do you call a moon that’s spying on you? Gany-looker. What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilarious Looking for a chuckle? Here’s a roundup of dad jokes that will either make you groan or laugh out loud. Bad Dad Jokes “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” … Fsh. “Why did the scarecrow win an award?” … Because he was outstanding […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Humorous Odyssey into the Realm of Marital Fears Gamophobia: Fear of Marriage Why did the gamophobic refuse to get married? Because they were afraid of having a “ball and chain.” How does a car-obsessed gamophobic get to the altar? With transmission fluid. Nail-biting Puns What do you call a nail polish […]
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