Dad Jokes from the Salty French Waters French What do you call a French person wearing sandals? Philippe Flop Why did the French frog cross the road? To get to the other croak-side Salty What’s the difference between a French fry and a salty fry? One’s the fried version of a potato, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes: Hunting, Humor, and Hilarity Hunting Dad Jokes -…
Dad Jokes: Hunting, Humor, and Hilarity Hunting Dad Jokes Why did the hunter put on his slippers before going hunting? To sneak up on the deers! What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! Hunting Snack Dad Jokes What do you call a hunter who eats deer meat? A venison machine! Why […]
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Bread Head-Scratchers for the Whole Loaf Bread-y Dad Jokes – Why did the bread cross the road? To get to the other yeast! – What do you call a bread that’s always in the wrong place? A mistuke! Politically Incorrect Bread Jokes – Why did the old bread get upset? Because it was too stale […]
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Brace Yourself for the Punniest Paramedic Jokes! Dad Joke: Paramedic What do you call a paramedic who’s always late? A code blue straggler! Dad Joke: Yo Mamma Paramedic Yo mamma’s so bad at CPR, she brought a flatliner back as a zombie! Pun Joke: Spinal Cord Why did the spinal cord get sick? It had […]
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Laugh Out Loud: Dad Jokes for Days! Federal Judge Jokes Why did the federal judge get lost? Because he didn’t know where to bench! What do you call a Gen X federal judge? A Gen-X-ecutive! Punny Jokes Why did the lymph vessels form a band? To sing “Pump it Up!” What do you call a […]
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Ready to Grin: A Guide to Dad Jokes about Fear of Dentists Dentophobia: When Dentists Knock Your Socks Off Why did the fear of dentists cross the road? To get to the root canal! Totally! The fear of dentists is a real pain in the tooth. Pun-tastic Delight What do you call a month with […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Eye Rollers Get ready to cringe and chuckle with an assortment of dad jokes that will make you question your own sanity. Dad Jokes About Relationships Why did the married couple put their bed in the middle of the road? Because they wanted to sleep together in the center of the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Council of Cringe Are you ready for some knee-slapping dad jokes that will make you cringe and roll your eyes? Well, buckle up, because the City Council is in session, and they’re about to unleash a barrage of groan-worthy puns. City Council Member Animal Puns Why did the City Council member cross […]
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Paws-itively Hilarious Dad Jokes About American Staffordshire Terriers Want to hear some “paw”-some jokes about the lovable American Staffordshire Terrier? Dad Joke About American Staffordshire Terrier: Why did the American Staffordshire Terrier cross the road? To see the other “side” of his bone! Holiday Humor Dad Joke: What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier […]
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Chocolate Chip Humor Bonanza Chocolate Chip Dad Jokes Why did the chocolate chip cross the road? To get to the other s’more! What do you call a chocolate chip with an attitude? A tough cookie! Parenting Puns Why are chocolate chips such good parents? Because they keep their kids in line! What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (Or Laugh Out Loud) Mexican Jokes Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get to the other peso! Mexican Sports Jokes Laughs What do you call a Mexican soccer player who’s always getting injured? A hospital ball! Capillary Jokes What do you call a tiny blood vessel […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Ice Cold Jokes About Alaskan Malamutes Why did the Alaskan Malamute get lost on his morning walk? Because he took the wrong paw-th! What do you call an Alaskan Malamute that’s always in a hurry? A road husker! Punny Glands and November Surprises Why does the […]
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Dad Jokes: Your Culinary Odyssey into the Weird and Wonderful Avant-garde Cuisine: Dad Jokes for the Discerning Palate Why did the chef at the avant-garde restaurant get fired? Because he couldn’t mousse the point! What do you call a chef who uses only experimental ingredients? A chemist-culinary artist! (Pun intended) Rectum and November 22nd Dad […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (and Giggle) Titan Jokes: Why did Titan get a personalized license plate? Because it’s a “Moon-ster” truck! What do you call a Titan that’s lost in Ohio? Gone with the Wint-er. Trachea/November 21st Pun: What do you call a trachea that’s facing November 21st? A Thanksgiving pipe! Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Mayor-ity of Bad (and Some Good) Jokes The Mayor’s Office What do you call a mayor who’s always in trouble? A “mayor-ity” of problems! Why was the mayor arrested for forging FYP documents? Because he was caught red-handed! Kidney Capers and November Nonsense What do you call a kidney that’s always late […]
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