DAD JOKES for FUN-LOVING FOLKS Central America quips: Why did the Central American cross the road? To get to the other Costa Rica! What do you call a Central American who’s been stood up? Ghosted! Puns and humor: What’s the difference between Pluto and November 21st? One is a planet that’s no longer a planet, […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and What Do…
Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good, the Really Funny, and What Do You Call a Joke That’s Not Very Good? Brain Stem Jokes Why did the brain stem cross the road? To get to the other neuron! What do you call a brain stem that’s too salty? A salt-n-synapse! Europa or November 21st Pun What do you […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Giggle Religious Puns Why did the Mufti cross the road? To issue a fatwa on pedestrianism. What do you call a Mufti who’s always awake? Woke-fatwa! Punny Names and Dates What do you call a Russian woman named Larissa who’s always complaining? A Larissa-saurus Rex! Why is […]
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The Ultimate Guide to Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes: Great Dane Edition Get ready to belly laugh with these paw-some dad jokes that are sure to leave you barking for more! Dad Jokes About Great Danes Why don’t Great Danes make good spies? Because they’re too easy to spot! What do you call a Great Dane with […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Fire! Firefighter Dad Jokes Q: What do you call a firefighter who’s always on the go? A: A fire jumper! Q: Why are firefighters so good at telling jokes? A: Because they know how to put out the flames! Dad Jokes for Baby Boomers Q: Why did the old firefighter […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Norm-Defying Laughs Relationship Norm-Defying Dad Jokes Why did the girlfriend call her boyfriend “vacuum cleaner”? Because he sucked her right in! What’s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? A boyfriend will do anything to be with you, while a husband will do anything to avoid being with […]
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Dad Jokes: Level Up for Laughs Whippet Whimsy Why did the whippet cross the road? To get to the other “side.” What do you call a whippet that doesn’t bark? A whippet-mute. Why is a whippet bad at poker? Because it always gets caught with a straight “face.” Whippet and Bogus Why did the whippet […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Roll Your Eyes (and Laugh) Sweet Treat Jokes How does a muffin get to the bakery? It rises! What’s a baker’s favorite coffee order? A knead for speed! Turnt Table Jokes What do you call a hipster that’s baked? A turnt-able! Why did the stoner cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes: The Worst and the Best Vizsla Jokes Why did the Vizsla cross the road? To get to the other “sit.” What do you call a Vizsla who talks back? A clap-back Vizsla. Spinal Cord / November 19th Pun What day of the year do doctors hate? Novem-spine. Vizsla Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock. Who’s […]
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Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Actually Good Cerebrum Cereal “What do you call cereal made from your brain?” “Cerebrum Crunch!” “Why did the Cerebrum cereal cross the road?” “To get to the Yass!” Stomach and November 19th Pun “Why did the stomach get arrested on November 19th?” “For stealing a turkey!” Cerebrum Knock-Knock “Knock, knock.” […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Groan-Worthy Dad Jokes: So Bad They’re Good “What do you call a fish with no eyes?” “Fsh!” Dude, Where’s My Good Dad Jokes? “Why did the dude get lost on the road?” “Because he couldn’t find the ‘Dude, where’s my car?’ app.” Puns That Make You Groan […]
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We’re Not Lion: Laugh-Out-Loud Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl! Weimaraner Wonder-Woof – What do you call a Weimaraner who’s always getting into trouble? A rebel without a pawse! – What happens when a Weimaraner gets lost in the woods? They go “low-key”! Punny Penalty – What do you call a picky Despina? A “food […]
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Dad Jokes for the Holidays: Rosh Yeshiva Edition Rosh Yeshiva Jokes Why did the Rosh Yeshiva cross the road? To get to the other “rabbi”. What did the Rosh Yeshiva say to the student who didn’t know where his seat was? “Bet you can’t find it!” Bet-Related Jokes What do you call a Rosh Yeshiva […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Paw-ful Not-So-Good Dad Jokes Cane Corso Edition What do you call a Cane Corso with a cane? A couch potato! Why did the Cane Corso cross the road? To lick the fur on the other side! Catch you on the Flip Side Edition Why are catch-you-on-the-flip-side jokes […]
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Dad Jokes That Hit Different (or Not So Much) Canola Oil Conundrums Why should you keep Canola oil out of your car? Because it might turn into a vegetable engine. What do you call Canola oil that’s been hit by a car? Vegetable roadkill. Punny Delights Why was Rhea so cross on November 18th? Because […]
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