Dad Jokes to Brighten Your Day! Dad Jokes about Hyperion Why did Hyperion cross the road? To get to the other side of the universe. What’s groovy about Hyperion? Its music is out of this world! Puns and Knock-Knocks What do you call a robot with a lazy dog? A Glottis-bot! Why did Hyperion get […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Strawberry Jokes – Why…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Strawberry Jokes Why did the strawberry cross the road? To get to the other berry patch! What do you call a strawberry that’s always cold? A strawberry chillin’! Pun Jokes What do you call a bad joke about the anal canal? A sphincter failure! Why was November 17th arrested? […]
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Laugh Out Loud with These Groan-worthy Dad Jokes About Gaon Gaon Gone Wrong Jokes What do you call a Gaon who’s always getting into trouble? A walking Gaon-na-be. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Gaon. Food and Drink Gaon-strosities What’s a Gaon’s favorite drink? Bean-spresso. What […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (But Secretly Enjoy) Android Jokes Why did the Android cross the road? To get to the Google Store! What do you call an Android in a car? A GPS-sistant. Car and Road Jokes What do you call a car with no doors? A convertible, even in the rain. Why […]
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The Dad Joke Emporium: Thyroid Edition Thyroid Jokes What do you call a thyroid that’s always on the go? A hyper-active-roid! What’s the difference between a thyroid and a centipede? One has an under-active-roid, and the other has a hundred-active-pedes! Thyroid and Gyat Joke Why did the gyat visit the thyroid clinic? Because he had […]
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Laughs in the Fast Lane: Dad Jokes for the Transportionally Challenged Transportation Jokes What do you call a car with no wheels? A square deal! Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! FYP-Related Transportation Joke What did the teen driver say when their car ran out of gas? “FYP, I need gas!” Nerve/November […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Funny and the Hilariously Bad Ophidiophobia Why did the person with Ophidiophobia cross the road? To get to the other side… and avoid any snakes. What do you call a person with Ophidiophobia who is also a Simp? A snake-afraid simp. Pluto/November 16th What do you call a planet that’s not really […]
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Dad Jokes: The Bus Driver Edition Bus Driver Jokes “Why did the bus driver put on scuba gear? Because he wanted to drive an aqua-bus!” “What do you call a bus driver who’s always getting lost? A detour-icted driver!” Bus Driver and Woke Jokes “What’s a woke bus driver’s favorite saying? ‘Stay bussy, be woke!’” […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan and Giggle County Commissioner Jokes What do you call a county commissioner who constantly argues? A benchwarmer! What’s the difference between a grunge band and a county commissioner meeting? One is full of head-bangers, and the other is just banging their heads together. Venus/November 14th Pun Why is Venus […]
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Dad Jokes: The Sustainable Cuisine Edition Sustainable Jokes Why did the broccoli cross the road? To get to the other side and reduce carbon footprint. What do you call fake sustainable food? Bogus Bologna. Kidney/November 14th Puns What do you call a kidney that won’t work? A dead-end ureter. Why did the calendar get arrested […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Collection for Your Next Pun-ishment Dad Jokes About Comedy Why did the comedian cross the road? To get to the other punchline! What do you call a comedian with no sense of humor? A non-sense-ical comedian! Dad Jokes About Comedy and Shade Why did the comedian throw shade at the audience? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Spinal Cord Jokes Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other neuron. What do you call a spinal cord that’s always high? Highkey Europa and November 13th Jokes Why did Europa get lost on November 13th? Because it was full of […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan, Then Laugh Dad Joke About Larissa: Why does Larissa have a pet snail? Because she loves having a little slug-a-bed! Dad Joke About Larissa and Bet: What do you call Larissa and Bet when they’re riding in a car? Twits on a stick! Pun Joke About Eustachian Tubes: […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan About Alim: A Religious Scholar or Learned Person Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other mosque. Why was the Alim so good at Jive? Because he could always keep his turban on straight. Puns and Knock-Knock Jokes What do you call a small […]
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Oh My Aching Dad Jokes: Unleashing the Groovy Hemorrhoid Humor Prepare yourself for a bumpy ride through the realm of dad jokes, where puns and groans reign supreme. Hold on tight as we dive headfirst into the world of hemorrhoids, groovy vibes, and silly surprises. Hemorrhoid-Tastic Jokes Why did the hemorrhoid cross the road? To […]
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