Dad Jokes that will Leave You Chinchillin’ and Shivering with Laughter Chinchillin’ Dad Jokes Why did the chinchilla cross the road? To get to the chill side! What do you call a chinchilla with a cold? A chill-chilla! Pun-derful Dad Jokes What do you call a fairy queen born on November 12th? Titania for today! […]
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Toadally Awesome Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Toad-tastic…
Toadally Awesome Dad Jokes That Will Make You Chuckle Toad-tastic Jokes Why did Toad cross the road? To get to the other toadstool! What do you call a Toad who’s always in the clouds? Far out toad! Pun-derful Puns What do you call a salivary gland that’s always on the go? A spitfire! Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: Guaranteed to Make You Groan (and Maybe Laugh) School Board Member Specials What do you call a school board member who’s always getting into trouble? “The alarmist.” Why did the school board member dip out? “Because the meeting got too complex.” Europa or November 12th Why is Europa so popular with singers? “Because […]
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Dive into the Wacky World of Dad Jokes: Strange, Hip, and Hilarious! The Outer Limits: Dad Jokes from Beyond Why was the alien from The Outer Limits nervous? Because he was on edge! What do you call a lame alien from The Outer Limits? A hip-no-tic! Puns That Make Your Nerves Jingle What do you […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Journey through Mentor-ity As the sun sets on Dadville, let’s dive into the realm of Mentor-themed dad jokes that are guaranteed to leave you with a dad joke hangover! Mentor-ific Dad Jokes Why did the Mentor cross the road? To show his students the right path! What do you call a […]
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Why Do Jokes Love the Pituitary Gland? The pituitary gland, a tiny bean-shaped organ at the base of the brain, controls many bodily functions. But did you know it’s also a dad joke magnet? Dad Jokes About the Pituitary Gland What do you call a pituitary gland that’s always getting into trouble? A hypo-mischief! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Culinary Disasters and Workplace Wit Chef Jokes What do you call a chef who’s always late? A “Master Chef”ter procrastinator! Why did the chef get fired from the restaurant? Because he kept serving “beef” rolls! Workplace Wit What do you call a chef who leaves work early? A “sous chef.” Why did the […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Go “Ugh” Ketchup Jokes Tell me a Dad Joke about Ketchup: Why did the ketchup get arrested? For being a condiment! Another Dad Joke about Ketchup related to Car and Road Jokes: Why did the ketchup truck go off the road? Because it couldn’t turn its tailgate! Pun Jokes Add […]
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Dad Jokes from the Cosmos Deimos Delights: What’s Deimos’s favorite sport? Bowling, because it’s always trying to strike Earth! Why did Deimos get lost in Ohio? Because it couldn’t find Deimon! Mimas and November Shenanigans: What’s a dwarf with a bad memory called? Mimas. (Minus memory… get it?) Knock, Knock (on Deimos’s Door): Knock, knock […]
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Dad Jokes that Don’t Stink (But Some Might) If you need a good chuckle, look no further than these Belgian Malinois-inspired dad jokes! Belgian Malinois Dad Jokes What do you call a Belgian Malinois that’s always getting in trouble? A paw-litical prisoner! Why did the Belgian Malinois cross the road? To get to the other […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (Or Laugh) Ham Jokes What did the ham say to the other ham? “Where’s the beef?” Why did the ham get ghosted? Because it was a spam account! Larissa/November 10th Pun Why did Larissa cross the road on November 10th? To get to the other Mathilde! Ham Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes That Only Cantor Lovers Will Get Cantor Jokes Why did Cantor cross the road? To get to the Cantor set on the other side! What do you call a Cantor set that’s always on the go? A Cantor function! Cantor Jokes for Boomers What do you call a Cantor set that’s been around […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Drive You to the Dog House Cynophobia Concerns Why did the dog with cynophobia cross the road? To get to the other side and avoid any humans! What’s the difference between a dog with cynophobia and a literary critic? One fears humans, the other fears bad books. Pun-tastic Nonsense Why do […]
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Oh, Daddy Jokes! Do you know what a Liturgical Minister is? It’s a lay person who assists in the celebration of Mass. Like the guy who gets in the way of the priest’s shadow. And why did the Liturgical Minister cross the road? To assist the priests in the celebration of Mass on the other […]
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Why Did the Labrador Retriever Cross the Road? To get to the other s-paw! Savage Dad Joke: Why are Labrador Retrievers so savage? Because they’re always going for the jug-chewlar! Pun Joke: What do you call a blood vessel with a low self-esteem? A vein-ish! Knock-Knock Joke: Knock, knock! Who’s there? Labrador. Labrador who? Labrador, […]
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