Dad Jokes That Will Make You Tick(le) Are you ready for some dad jokes that will make you groan and laugh at the same time? Hold on tight and prepare your funny bone! Tick Jokes: What do you call a tick that’s always on time? A Punctual Tick. Why did the tick cross the road? […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan: A Humanitarian’s Delight Dad…
Dad Jokes to Make You Groan: A Humanitarian’s Delight Dad Joke About Humanitarian Aid Worker Why are aid workers so good at delivering supplies? Because they’re the ultimate “can-do” guys! Dad Joke About Dig It What do you call a humanitarian aid worker who’s always digging ditches? A digger-tarian! Pun Joke What do you call […]
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Dad Jokes: The Musical Edition (and a Few More) A Dad Joke about Musical What do you call a musician who can’t keep a beat? A drummer with no rhythm. Another Dad Joke about Musical Related to The Man Why did the The Man give up playing the bass? He couldn’t find his groove. A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Owl-iciously Fun and Super Owl-some Edition Hey there, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for some hooting and hooting-ly hilarious dad jokes that will make you laugh like an owl. Owl About Owl What do you call an owl that’s always getting into trouble? A hooligan! Why did the owl cross the road? To […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Hilariously Awful Relationship Jokes with a Twist Why did the husband put his wife’s picture in his wallet? – Because he wanted to be with her even when he was broke! What do you call a couple who always argues but never breaks up? – A juggling […]
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Eggs-cellent Dad Jokes That Will Crack You Up Egg-ceptional Egg Jokes What do you call an old egg that can’t hatch? An eggs-fossil. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the other side, yolk. Yolk-Breaking Classic Dad Jokes What did the egg say to the boiling water? You crack me up! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: A Testimonial to Laughter Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Testicle-Themed Gems Testicle Test Joke: What do you call a test that measures a man’s balls? A testicle-ometer. Workplace Wit: Why did the coworker get fired from the testicle factory? Because he kept making one-ball jokes. Bladder and November 6th: Punny Delights Bladder […]
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Dad Jokes: Defying Logic, Sparking Laughter Ganymede Goofs Why does Ganymede have so many craters? Because it’s the moon with the most moon-shine! What do you call a Ganymede that won’t stop driving? A roamin’ Roman! Trachea Trivia or November 6th Nonsense What do you call a trachea that loves to sing? A whistle-blower! Why […]
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Dad Jokes: Unix-pectedly Hilarious Unix Dad Jokes: Why did the Unix user get lost? Because he didn’t know where to cd. What do you call a Unix user who’s always getting into trouble? A shell-shocked user. Gyat and Unix Dad Jokes: Why couldn’t the Gyat user follow the Unix manual? Because it was written in […]
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Dad Joke Emporium: Sales Representatives and Beyond! Sales Representative Jokes Why are sales representatives like vampires? Because they’re always out for a neck-to-neck competition! What do you call a sales representative who’s always on the go? A road warrior! Vibe Check Jokes Why are sales representatives so good at vibe checks? Because they can always […]
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Dad Jokes: The Supreme Court Edition Justice Puns What do you call a Supreme Court Justice who can’t drive? A “curb jester.” Why did the Supreme Court Justice cross the road? To get to the other “constitutional side.” Cheugy Quips What’s the cheugiest thing a Supreme Court Justice could say? “OMG, I’m obsessed with avocado […]
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Your Lungs Will Laugh at These Dad Jokes! Dad Joke about Breathing Exercises: “Why is it so hard to hold your breath? Because the air always wants to escape!” Dad Joke about Stupid Breathing Exercises: “What do you call a person who takes breathing exercises for no reason? A lunghead!” Pun Joke about Lungs or […]
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Dad Jokes: A Contagious Outbreak of Humor European Antics Why did the European cross the road? To get to the other EU. How did the European feel after losing their eyesight? Outta sight, outta mind. Skin and November 4th Puns What do you call a person with no skin? A skeleton. What day of the […]
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Dad Jokes: A Monastic Misadventure Prepare your corny-meters for a dad joke extravaganza! Prior/Prioress Pronunciation Peculiarities Why did the Prior and Prioress get a tongue-tied choir? They kept singing “pre-or, pre-or.” What did the chill Prior say to the Prioress? “Let’s just pop a prior-cicle!” Puns and Knock-Knocks Why are Galatea statues so bad at […]
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The Pun-derful World of Dad Jokes Hedgehog Jokes Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To get to the pin-cushion! What do you call a hedgehog that’s always late? A homey! November 4th Jokes What do you call someone who’s always celebrating November 4th? A fourth-grader! Answer: Because they’re always “waiting for the first” (November […]
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