Dad Jokes: The Official Helper Guide Helper Jokes: What do you call Helper when he’s lost his hat? A bald eagle! Why did Helper cross the road? To get to the other mead-owl! Helper and No Cap Jokes: What do you call Helper when he’s lying? A no cap hawk! Why did Helper get kicked […]
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Dad Jokes: A Ba’al Machshava Special Ba’al Machshava Jokes “What…
Dad Jokes: A Ba’al Machshava Special Ba’al Machshava Jokes “What do you call Ba’al Machshava after he tries to invade your base?” A Ballista-call. “Why did Ba’al Machshava fail his history exam? Because he didn’t know The Man from Ba’al.” Small Intestine Joke “Why is the small intestine always so angry in November?” Because it’s […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh at the Same Time Federal Bureaucrat Jokes Q: What do you call a federal bureaucrat who is always late to work? A: A procrastinator. Q: Why did the federal bureaucrat file for bankruptcy? A: Because he couldn’t meet his red-tape deadlines. Urban Jokes Related to Federal […]
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Dad Jokes: Chocolate Chipped Awesomeness Chocolate chips, those delectable morsels, have somehow made their way into the dad joke hall of fame. So, get ready to grin and shake your head at these cocoa-coated gems. Chocolate Chip Dad Joke: Q: What do you call a cookie that’s not very smart? A: A choco-late-er! Classic Choco […]
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The Ultimate Dad Jokes for the Canine Enthusiast German Shepherd Shenanigans “Why did the German Shepherd cross the road?” “To herd the cars to the other side!” “What do you call a German Shepherd who’s always getting into trouble?” “A pawful!” Parenting Puns “Why was the baby German Shepherd so tired?” “Because he was up […]
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Don’t Float Away with These Buoy-tiful Dad Jokes! Boating Jokes How do boats say “hello”? They wave! Why did the boat get a speeding ticket? Because it was going overboard! Boating and Car Jokes What do you call a boat that can’t sink? A sub-marine sandwich! Why don’t sailboats drive on roads? They get seasick! […]
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Laughter and the Loss of Our Phones: Dad Jokes for the Nomophobic Nomophobia, the fear of losing our phones, is a real thing. And what’s the best way to cure a fear? With laughter, of course! Here are some not-so-good and really funny dad jokes to ease your nomophobia: Nomophobia Dad Joke: What do you […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Chuckle or Groan Hedgehog Jokes Why did the hedgehog get lost in the forest? Because he took the wrong path! What do you call a hedgehog that hates the outdoors? A home-body-hog! Nature and Outdoors Jokes Why did the tree go to the doctor? Because it was feeling bark! What […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Shih Tzu Shih Tzu Dad Jokes Why did the Shih Tzu go to the park? To bark-our at the squirrels! Why did the Shih Tzu cross the road? To get to the fur side. On God Shih Tzu Dad Jokes What do you call a Shih Tzu […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Punniest Mac-n-Cheese Madness What do you call Mac and cheese that’s been ignored? Ghosted. Why did the Mac and cheese cross the road? To get to the cheesy side! Liver or October 31st? What do you call liver that’s been chopped and diced? Liverwurst. Why is October 31st the worst […]
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Dad Jokes Paradise for the Young and Silly Are you ready for some side-splitting laughter that will make you groan with delight? Hold on tight, because we’re about to unleash a barrage of the corniest dad jokes known to humankind! Despina Edition Why did Despina take up gardening? Because she wanted to Slay! (Get it?) […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Hilarious Bushbaby Bonanza Why did the bushbaby get lost in the jungle? Because it didn’t have its GPS…baby! Bushbaby to OK Boomer: “Hey, boomer! You’re so old, your birth certificate says ‘Expires: N/A’!” Punny Puns What do you get if you remove the “B” from “gallbladder”? Answer: […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Outbreak: Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan, Laugh, and Cringe Androphobia: Fear of Men Why are men so scared of spiders? Because they have eight legs and a hairy back. How do you cure a boomer who’s afraid of men? Give them a pension. Callisto or October 31st What do […]
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Dad Jokes: A Culinary Delight (or Disaster) Prepare yourself for a gastronomic adventure filled with groan-worthy puns and side-splitting quips. Hold on tight as we embark on this hilarious journey through the world of classic cuisine and dad jokes. Classic Cuisine Jokes for the Ages Chicken Parmesan: “Why was the chicken Parmesan crossing the road? […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl Chimpanzee Jokes Why did the chimpanzee cross the road? To get to the other s-wing! What do you call a chimpanzee that can’t be seen? Outta sight-panzee! Phobos Joke Why is Phobos so scared? Because Mars has him under its spell! Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chimpanzee. […]
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