Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Slutty Girl Jokes Why did the slutty girl cross the road? To get to the other side…of the mattress! What do you call a slutty girl who loves fruit? Peachy the Skeezy! Pun Jokes What do you call a blood vessel that’s really rude? A vein that’s […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Genderqueer Genderqueer joke: Why did…
Dad Jokes for the Discerning Genderqueer Genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person cross the road? To get to the totally other side. Totally-related genderqueer joke: Why did the genderqueer person get totally confused? Because they couldn’t decide between “he,” “she,” or “they.” Lymph node pun: What do you call a lymph node that’s always […]
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Dad Jokes: Get Ready to Groan and Laugh! Automobile Jokes Why did the car stop on the highway? Because it couldn’t find its turn signal! What’s the difference between a mechanic and a doctor? A mechanic can fix a car without killing anyone. Automobile Jokes with Bodaciousness What do you call a car that’s totally […]
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Yo, Daddy Got Jokes! Hip Hop Havoc Why did the rapper get lost? Because he couldn’t find the beat. What do you call a rapper who can’t rap? A dude with a mic. Dude’s Delight What do you call a dude who’s always getting into trouble? Dwayne “The Suspect” Johnson. What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes for Graphic Designers: A Rollercoaster of Cringe and Laughs Hey there, design enthusiasts! Get ready for a chuckle-fest as we dive into the world of dad jokes tailored just for you. Brace yourself for a mix of eye-rolling puns and knee-slapping humor. Graphic Designer Dad Joke: The Not-So-Good Ones Why did the graphic […]
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Prepare for a Dad Joke Storm! Mimas Jokes Why did Mimas go to therapy? Because it was feeling Saturn-ated. Gen Alpha: Dad, what’s Mimas? Dad: It’s Saturn’s little space satellite. Puns Why did the spinal cord cross the road? To get to the other spinal cord! What do you call a gravestone on October 29th? […]
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Ape-aling Dad Jokes for the Whole Family About That Orangutan… Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle! What do you call an orangutan with a limp? * An orangutang! Hip-po-potamus Humor What do you call a hippo with no legs? * A hip-po-flattenus! Punny Puns What do you […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Peacekeeper Puns * Why did Peacekeeper get arrested? For jaywalking across the demilitarized zone. What do you call Peacekeeper’s favorite animal? A peace cow. Oily Puns * What do you call an oil gland that’s always getting into trouble? A greaseball. Why did the October 28th party go […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ketchup of Comedy Calling all ketchup connoisseurs and dad joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a tongue-in-cheek adventure where we dive into the hilarious world of classic dad jokes, punny twists, and knock-knock shenanigans. Ketchup Jokes: A Saucy Affair What do you call ketchup that’s been in the sun too long? A fried […]
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Prepare Yourself for Groan-Inducing Dad Jokes Central! Dad Jokes for the Genderfluid: What do you call a genderfluid potato? A french fry! Why did the genderfluid person cross the road? To see their other side! Historical Humor: In ancient Rome, gladiators were often genderfluid. They were known as “gladio-lus-ors” and fought in both male and […]
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Are You ‘Dad’ Enough for These Jokes? Tell me a Dad Joke about Evangelist Why did the evangelist cross the road? To spread the good news to the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Evangelist related to Basic Dad Jokes What do you call an evangelist who’s always telling the same old jokes? A […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the… Well, Bad Home Cooking Shenanigans Home cooking joke that’s not very good: What do you call a chef who can’t cook? A disaster! Home cooking joke that’s actually pretty funny: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the skillet! Dummy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful Dad Jokes 101 What do you call a joke so bad, it’s actually good? A Dad Joke! Satirical Dad Joke Why did the satirist cross the road? To get to the other side of the joke! Pun: Jupiter or October 26th What do Jupiter and October […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Funny and Hilariously Bad Lymph Node Jokes Why did the lymph node get a raise? Because it was a hard worker! Yo mamma’s so lazy, her lymph nodes are on strike. Skin or October 26th Pun What do you call a dermatologist who likes to show off? A skin-bragging doctor! What’s the difference […]
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Dad Jokes: Dining Delights and Boomer Banter Casual Dining Classics Why did the chicken cross the restaurant? – To get to the other side of the egg-cellent casual dining! Why did the boomer walk out of the casual dining restaurant? – Because he couldn’t handle the “early bird special.” Pun-believable Delicacies What’s the difference between […]
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