Dad Jokes That Will Leave You Groaning Mentor Jokes What do you call a mentor who’s always right? A wise-guy. Why did the mentor cross the road? To check the vibe on the other side. Vibe Check Jokes What do you get when you combine a mentor and a vibe check? A “vibe-o-meter.” Why did […]
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Dad Jokes: Cornering the Market on Dry Humor Galatea Gaffes…
Dad Jokes: Cornering the Market on Dry Humor Galatea Gaffes Why did Galatea cross the road? To rock the statue of limitation. What do you call Galatea when she’s out of style? Cheugy-tea. Punny Puns What do you call a gallbladder with a bad attitude? A bitter gall. Why is October 22nd the cheugiest day […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Grin) Miranda, the Miranda-culous Why did Miranda get lost in the grocery store? Because she couldn’t find the Miranda aisle! What do you call a Miranda who tells bad jokes? A Miranda-ment! Stupid Miranda Jokes Why did Miranda cross the road? To get to the other Miranda! Why […]
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Dad Jokes for Mountain Lovers Mountaineering Dad Joke: Why did the mountaineer wrap his car in ropes? … So he could go off-roping! Mountaineering Yo Mamma Joke: Yo mamma’s so heavy, even the mountains have to use ropes to hold her up! Pun Joke: What do you call a spine that’s been injured on October […]
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Pun-tastic Dad Jokes that Will Make You Adrenaline-ize! Adrenal Glands: The Fight or Flight Response What do you call an Adrenal gland that’s always shouting? A yell-ine! What do you get when an Adrenal gland goes on a road trip? A Cortisone up! OK Boomer and Adrenal Glands What do you call an Adrenal gland […]
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Dad Jokes: The BSD Edition Groan-Inducing BSD Jokes “Why did the BSD kernel cross the road? To get to the other /dev/side.” “What do you call a BSD user who doesn’t know how to compile? A Linux convert-ee!” Boomer-ific BSD Jokes “Why are BSD Boomers so nostalgic? Because they remember when Unix was cool!” “What’s […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Dad-spiration for Gen Alpha Bishop Dad Jokes Why did Bishop cross the road? To get to the other diocese-side! What do you call a Bishop who’s always late? A procrastin-ation! Iapetus/October 21st Pun Joke On October 21st, who’s the most important moon? Ian-pet-us! Bishop Knock-Knock Joke Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bishop. […]
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Dad Jokes: Blessed Be the Laughter Dad Joke: The Handmaid’s Tale What do you call a Handmaid who refuses to submit? A Rebellious Ruth Dad Joke: Catch You on the Flip Side Why did the Commander order a new pair of Handmaids? Because he couldn’t keep flipping them over. Pun Joke: Esophagus/October 21st What do […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Children’s Ministry Leader Special Why did the children’s ministry leader cross the road? To get to the other side… and lead the Sunday School kids. What do you call a children’s ministry leader who loves honey? Homey the Church-Going Clown. Punny Jokes What do you call a nipple […]
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Dad Jokes: The Social Work Edition Social Worker Jokes Why did the social worker cross the road? To get to the other clyent. What do you call a social worker who loves to ride a scooter? A Scoot-ial worker. Pun Jokes What do you call a moon that’s obsessed with Mimas? A moon-namic. Why is […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pond-erful Dad Joke: Pond Edition Why did the pond get a computer? To surf the web! Dad Joke: Pond and Basic Why did the BASIC programmer jump into the pond? To debug! Punny Joke What do you call a person who’s always getting into trouble but has […]
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Dad Jokes: The Low-Carb Edition (and Beyond!) Hold on tight, folks, because we’re about to unleash a barrage of the corniest and wittiest dad jokes ever! Low-Carb Laughs What do you call a low-carb diet with no vegetables? A carnivore convent! Why did the low-carber cross the road? To get to the other side of […]
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Dad Jokes: A Symphony of Puns and Groans Musical Puns What do you call a musician who can’t play? A trombone. What’s on fleek about a trombone? It’s a slide for the better! Liver and October Jokes What’s the difference between a liver and October 19th? One is just a thirty-first, and the other is […]
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Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? To get to the other “mini side.” What did the Miniature Pinscher say when he was too small to reach the light switch? “I can’t switch on the lights because I’m too short!” What do you call an oil gland on October 19th? A Mobil Sunflower! Knock, […]
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Tickle Your Funny Bone with These Paw-some Poodle Dad Jokes! Calling all dog lovers and pun enthusiasts! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of laughter with these paw-dorable dad jokes about our furry friends, the poodles. Poodle Jokes Why do poodles make great detectives? Because they’re always on the scent! What do you call a poodle […]
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