Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Groan (or Chuckle) State Senator Shenanigans Why did the State Senator cross the road? – To get to the other side of the aisle! Redneck State Senator Shenanigans What do you call a State Senator with a straw hat and a toothpick? – The Senator-General of Pickup Trucks! Punderful Delights […]
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Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature…
Dad Jokes: The Canine Edition Fur-real Dad Jokes About Miniature Pinschers Why did the Miniature Pinscher cross the road? * To get to the other “paw” side! OK Boomer Version: Why did the Miniature Pinscher say “OK Boomer”? * Because it was “too short” to understand! Punderful Puns Titania: Why did Titania get lost in […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Grin Sternum Jokes: What do you call a sternum that’s not visible? Outta sternum! Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sternum. Sternum who? Sternum’s a bone that keeps your chest protected! Vagina Pun: Why did the vagina cross the road? To get to the other hymen! December 23rd Pun: Why […]
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Dad Jokes: The Pun-tastic Canine Capers Dad Joke: Dog Training Edition “Why are dogs so good at math? Because they know how to ‘woof’!” Grunge-tastic Dog Training Dad Joke “What do you call a dog that loves grunge music? A ‘paw-l’ chain!” Stomach or December 23rd Pun “Why should you never trust a stomach? Because […]
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Dad Jokes for Days: Embroidery Edition Embroidery Jokes What do you call a lazy embroider? A stitcher slacker! Why did the embroider cross the road? To reach the other thread! Peachy Jokes What do you call a peach that’s good at embroidery? A peachy keen stitcher! What does a peachy broider say when they finish […]
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Dad Jokes: Pug-nacious Humor for the Canine Connoisseur Pug Jokes Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the other Pug-side. What do you call a pug that’s always getting into trouble? A Wicker-pugger. Tear Duct/December 23rd Puns What do you call tear ducts that are always crying? December 23rd (tear-jerker). Knock-Knock Joke […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pun-derful If you’re an engineer, prepare yourself for some groan-inducing dad jokes! Dad Joke about Engineer: What do you call an engineer who’s always getting into trouble? A problem solver! Dad Joke about Engineer and Homey: Engineer and Homey were building a house, and Engineer kept messing […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Giggle) Fantasist Jokes What do you call a fantasist with no imagination? A bummer Why did the fantasist cross the road? To get to the gnarliest side Gnarly Dad Jokes What’s brown and gnarly? A stick in a blender Why was the surfer so gnarly? Because he […]
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Dad Jokes: A Shepherd’s Delight Tell me a Dad Joke about Shepherd Why did the shepherd cross the road? To get his fleece on the other side! Add another Dad Joke about Shepherd related to Whatever What do you call a shepherd who sings karaoke? A baaaaaa-d singer! Add a pun joke about either Pluto […]
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Dad Jokes: Howler Monkeys, Puns, and Monkey Business Tell me a Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys: Why are howler monkeys so loud? Because they have nothing to “howl” about! Another Dad Joke about Howler Monkeys and Jive: What do you call a howler monkey who can talk in slang? A “jive howler”! Pun Joke about […]
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Punny Dad Jokes: A Tributary of Laughter Veins Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a vein that’s always running away? A fugitive vein! Really funny dad joke: Why did the vein cross the road? To get to the other circulatory! Dip Out Not-so-good dad joke: What do you call a dip that’s always disappearing? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Good and the Hilariously Bad Get ready for a corny adventure as we dive into the wacky world of dad jokes! Orangutan-cy Why did the orangutan cross the road? * To get to the other jungle gym! Bummer, the orange orangutan walked into a bar: * Bartender: “Why the long face?” * […]
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Laughter and Logic: Dad Jokes with a Twist Seed Jokes Why did the seed cross the road? To get to the other “pod.” What do you call a naughty seed? A “bean” there, done that. Pun Jokes Why are capillaries so important? Because they’re “small” but mighty! What happens on December 21st? The “short”est day […]
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Shrimply Irresistible Dad Jokes Shrimp Jokes What do you call a shrimp that’s always at the end of the line? A tail-ender! Why did the shrimp cross the road? To get to the other tide! Shrimp in Ohio What’s the difference between a shrimp and an Ohioan? Ohioans are boiled in butter, while shrimp are […]
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Dad Jokes: Not-So-Bad and Side-Splittingly Funny Alim Jokes Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other schol-side. What do you call an Alim who’s always getting into trouble? A Brat-lim. Pun on Adenoids What’s the difference between an Adenoid and December 20th? About 11 months. Knock-Knock Joke on Alim Knock, knock. […]
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