Dad Joke Delight: Whippets, Wordplay, and Yucks Whip Me Up a Dad Joke What do you call a whippet that’s always running? A road runner! Politically Incorrect Whippet Puns Why did the whippet get arrested? For jaywalking… in a cross-breed neighborhood! Spinal Cord Pun What did the inmate say when he got out of prison? […]
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Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good,…
Hit Me With Your Best Dad Joke Tendons: The Good, the Dad, and the Ugly Tendon Jokes That’ll Make You Groan What do you call a tendon that’s always getting you into trouble? An achillies heel! Why did the tendon cross the road? To get to the other side… like everybody else! What do you […]
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Get Ready to Groan: A Dad Joke Extravaganza! Gibbon Gibberish: Why did the Gibbon go to college? To learn how to swing from degree to degree. What do you call a Gibbon who’s always telling jokes? A totally apealling comedian. Titanic Puns and Knock-Knocks: Did you hear about the Titanic sinking? It was a catastrophe… […]
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Why Not Fear Death? Dad Joke about Thanatophobia Why are people with Thanatophobia (fear of death) always so tired? Because they’re always trying to rest in peace. Dad Joke about Thanatophobia and FOMO What do you call someone with Thanatophobia and FOMO (fear of missing out)? A dead party pooper. Pun Joke about Titania Why […]
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What’s the Best Way to Make a Cat Laugh? Tell it a meow-velous joke! Dad Jokes about Ailurophobia (Fear of Cats) Why did the ailurophobe cross the road? To get to the other side without a cat-tastrophe! How does an ailurophobe react to a cat? They hit different-ly! Pun Joke Why did Saturn get arrested? […]
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Dad Joke Express: All Aboard for Hilarity! If you’re the kind of person who loves a good dad joke, then you’re in the right place. We’ve got a trainload of terrible puns, groan-worthy one-liners, and the occasional gem that will actually make you laugh. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride! Conductor Jokes Why […]
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Dad’s Joke Fiesta: Gun Control Shenanigans and More Trigger Finger Policies Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? * To get to the other side… legally. Peachy Keenes What’s Peachy’s favorite gun control measure? * A background check on every peach. Mouthy December What do you call December 9th with a mask on? […]
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Prepare to Dad-ify Your Day: A Journey into the Realm of Puns, Knock-Knocks, and “Knock-You-Out” Dad Jokes Alim-azing Dad Jokes: Why did the Alim cross the road? To get to the other epiphany! What do you call an Alim who’s always making fake claims? A bogus scholar! Nerve-wracking Pun or December 9th De-light: Why are […]
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Dad Joke Bonanza: A Hilarious Guide to State Senators and More State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator get lost in the forest? Because he didn’t read the leaf-let! Why did the state senator become a vegetarian? Because he didn’t want to be a meathead! Animal-Puns-Related State Senator Jokes Why did the state senator […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza for Word Wizards! Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of groan-worthy and knee-slapping dad jokes that will leave you clutching your sides with laughter! Sunday School Teacher Shenanigans Why did the Sunday school teacher get lost? Because he didn’t follow the Sunday lesson! What do you call a Sunday school teacher who loves […]
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Calling All Giggle-loving Dads: Get Ready for a Knee-slapping Dad Jokefest! Prepare for a comical journey where dad jokes reign supreme, their absurdity guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Gaon-tastic Dad Jokes Why did Gaon cross the road? To get to the other side of the line! What do you call Gaon when he’s dating? […]
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Animal Antics and GOAT-ly Puns Attention, joke enthusiasts! Get ready for a menagerie of animal-themed dad jokes that will make you groan and smile simultaneously. Tell Me a Dad Joke about Animals Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the bottom of its clucking problem! GOAT-ly Good Jokes What do you […]
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Dad Joke Extravaganza: Boston Terriers, Bodacious Puns, and More! Why did the Boston Terrier cross the road? To get to the other Paw-sitive side! What do you call a Boston Terrier with a special talent? A Bodacious-acious terrier! What did one Venus say to the other Venus on December 3rd? “Hey, it’s our anniversary!” Knock […]
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Dad Joke Fiesta: Get Ready for Some Punny Delights! Langur Jokes: What do you call a langur that loves to hang out? A “lang around.” Why did the langur get lost? Because it couldn’t find its “tubular” way back. Nerve/December 3rd Puns: What do you call a skeleton without any nerves? A “spineless wonder.” What’s […]
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Dad Joke Zone: Police Officers, Glow-Ups, and Punny Delights Police Officer Jokes Why did the police officer put his handcuffs on the steering wheel? Because he wanted to “police” the road! What do you call a police officer who glows in the dark? A glow-up cop! Uvula Puns Why was the uvula arrested? Because it […]
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