Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Ridiculous Science Dad Jokes Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door? Because he wanted to DNA! Naughty Science Dad Jokes What did the naughty nucleus say to the electron? “Hey, I’ve got my own protons, thanks!” Punny Jokes What do you call a doctor […]
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Prepare Yourselves for the Ultimate Dad Joke Extravaganza! Dad Jokes on the Political Scene Why did the politician cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a vote that didn’t go your way? A landslide defeat! Political Jokes Inspired by Nature Why are politicians like trees? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Solo Polyamory Edition Solo Polyamory Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist cross the road? To see all their partners on the other side. What do you call a solo polyamorist who’s always on the go? A nomad in love. Basic Dad Jokes Why did the solo polyamorist get lost in the […]
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Knock, Knock! Dad Jokes Galore Dad Joke about Mashgiach: Why did the Mashgiach cross the road? To check the kashrut of the other side! Dad Joke about Mashgiach related to Rizz: What do you call a Mashgiach with a lot of swagger? Rizz-pect! Pun Joke about December 15th: What’s the difference between December 15th and […]
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Dad Jokes for the Sci-Fi Enthusiast Sci-Fi Dad Jokes Why did the alien cross the road? To get to the other dimension. What do you call a droid that’s always out of breath? A wheezy Droid-any! Gyat Space Dad Jokes Why did Gyat get kicked out of the academy? He used too much “foce.” What […]
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Don’t Worry, Be Hoppy with These Dad Jokes Introducing: A State of Laughter State Representative Jokes: What do you call a State Representative who’s always losing their keys? A “lock-smitten” politician. Why did the State Representative cross the road? To get to the other aisle! Brat and State Representative Jokes: What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: The Good, the Bad, and the Pasta-ible Pasta-bly Dad Jokes What do you call an Italian who’s always bragging? A pasta-tooter. Why did the Italian chef get arrested? For making meatballs while on parole. FYP-Related Dad Jokes What’s the difference between a dad joke and FYP? One is social media, and the other […]
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Dad Jokes that’ll Leave You Craving More Classic Cuisine-Themed Quips What do you get when you cross a chef and a ghost? A Ghosted Cordon Bleu! Why did the cook get arrested? Because he was caught seasoning the crime scene! Triton Tastic and December Punderful Why does Triton only drive hybrid cars? Because he wants […]
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Dad Jokes: The Poultry Edition and Beyond Dad Joke about Poultry: Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other fry-day! Cheugy Poultry Dad Joke: What’s the cheugiest way for a turkey to say “gobble”? “Basic.” Lung/December 14th Pun: What do lungs and December 14th have in common? They’re both full of […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest of Comedies Fantasist Jokes Why did the fantasist get lost? Because he kept taking imaginary paths. A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do you have any fantasies?” The bartender says, “We have all kinds: light, dark, and redneck.” Redneck Fantasist Joke What do you call a fantasist […]
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Attention, Knee-Slapping Enthusiasts! Book of Mormon Dad Jokes: Cringe or Crack Up? Book of Mormon and Politically Incorrect Why did the Nephites avoid politically incorrect language? Because they didn’t want to offend the Lamanites! Artery or December 14th Pun What do you call a narrow road in the human body? A one-artery street! Why is […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’re Almost Good Mystery Unraveled Why did the mystery writer escape from prison? Because he wanted to write a “cell”ebration! What do you call a dog that’s always sniffing out clues? A Scoot-ch hound! Rheally Funny Pun What do you call a zebra that can’t make up its mind? Rhea-lly indecisive! […]
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Dad’s Canine-tastic Jokes Jokes for American Staffordshire Terrier Lovers What do you call an American Staffordshire Terrier with no legs? A belly crawl! What did the American Staffordshire Terrier say after it won a fight? “I’m a real dawg!” What do you call a bogus American Staffordshire Terrier? A ruffian! Nerdy Dad Jokes What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Guide for Aspiring Groundhogs Dad Jokes for the Underground (Caving Edition) Why did the caver get lost? Because he took a stalagwrong turn! Why should you never go caving as an adult? Because life already has enough holes in it. Martian and December Dad Jokes What did Mars say to December […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan Quad Jokes Why did the quad get a traffic ticket? Because it was driving a four-wheeler! What do you call a quad with an attitude? A squad! Bronchi and December 13th Jokes What do you call a bronchus with a bad attitude? A bronchial bully! Why did December […]
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