Dad Jokes You’ll Either Love or Groan At Papillon Puns Why did the Papillon cross the road? To prove he could butterfly. What do you call a Papillon with a goal-oriented attitude? A determined fly-er. December 13th Puns What do you get when you cross December 13th with an exclamation point? A very excited December […]
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Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and…
Dad Jokes that will Make you Roll Your Eyes and Chuckle! Tuna Jokes Why did the tuna cross the road? To get to the other tide. What do you call a tuna that can’t swim? A sinker! Dude-ly Tuna Joke Dude, where’s my tuna? In the sea! Nereid or December 12th Puns Who’s Nereid? No, […]
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Dad Jokes: A Comforting and Hip Feast Comfort Food Jokes Why did the comfort food cross the road? To get to the other side dish! What do you call comfort food that’s always in a bad mood? Grumpy stew! Hip Comfort Food Joke What’s the difference between a hip comfort food and a regular one? […]
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Dad Jokes for the Discerning Humor Enthusiast Marketing Specialist Jokes Why did the Marketing Specialist cross the road? To increase brand awareness! What do you call a Marketing Specialist who can’t keep a secret? A billboard! Classic Dad Jokes What do you call a Marketing Specialist who always gets their way? A bulldozer! Puns What […]
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Knock Yer Socks Off Dad Jokes for Sci-Fi Geeks and Punsters Puns with a Stargate Twist What do you call an alien with a bad attitude? A Stargate grouch. What do you get when you combine a car and Stargate Atlantis? A driven Wraith. Groan-Worthy Alveoli and December 11th Puns What do you call tiny […]
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Dad Jokes That Are So Bad, They’re Actually Good! Dad Joke: Waqf Administrator Edition Why did the waqf administrator cross the road? To manage the endowments he oversees! Naughty Waqf Administrator Joke What do you call a waqf administrator who always gets into trouble? A misconduct endowment manager! Pancreas Pun What do you call a […]
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Dad Jokes: A Mercurial Odyssey Mercury’s Cosmic Conundrum: – Why did Mercury get lost on the highway? Because it couldn’t read the road signs! – What do you call Mercury when it’s lagging? Mercury behind! Skibidi Rizz and Mercury’s Dance: – Why did Mercury call 911? Because it was skibidi rizzing out of control! – […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Roll Your Eyes and Laugh Fantasy-Themed Dad Jokes What do you call a fantasy lover who’s always bragging? A ranger-over. Why did the fantasy lover cross the road? To Skibidi to the other side! Punny Dad Jokes What do you call an intestine that’s always hungry? A small intestine. What’s […]
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Dad Jokes to Make You Groan Elon Musk and Space Why did Elon Musk get lost in space? Because he took the wrong turn at Pluto! What’s Elon Musk’s favorite dance? The SpaceX shuffle. Puns on Io and December 10th What do you call Io’s love of riding? A moon-tastic bike ride! What do you […]
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Dad Jokes for Fantasy Lovers Attention all fantasy fanatics! Get ready for some knee-slapping jokes that will leave you rolling your 20-sided dice with laughter. Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke #1 Why did the wizard’s spellbook get stolen? Because it was spellbinding! Fantasy Lover’s Dad Joke on “On God” #1 What do you call a fantasy […]
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Dad Jokes: The Not-So-Bad and the Hilariously Good Accountants: The MVPs of Dad Jokes What do you call an accountant who’s always up for a good time? A balance-sheet party animal! Why did the accountant fail the vibe check? Because he was always auditing himself. Kidney Puns: A Punchline to Your Health What do you […]
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Dad Jokes: Renal Rhapsody Renal Riff: – Why did the kidneys cross the road? To get to the other pee! Woke Wisdom: – What do you call a woke kidney? A UN-in-a-box! Gumdrop Goofiness: – What’s pink and makes your breath smell bad? A boxing kangaroo! (Get it? “Gums” and “December 10th” — “10th” = […]
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Dad Jokes and Monsignor-ish Shenanigans Monsignor Monotony Why did Monsignor Monotony get in trouble? Because his sermons were always the same! Monsignor and the Flexible Rules What do you call Monsignor Monotony when he’s at the gym? Flex-iblesign! Earthly Puns Why did Earth get a cold? Because it was 10-cember! Knock on Monsignor’s Door Knock, […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan (or Laugh) Meat-ingful Jokes Why did the butcher cross the road? To get to the other meat side! What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef! Snack-Related Puns What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! Why did the cheese get arrested? Because […]
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Dad Jokes: The Stellar Edition Prepare yourself for a cosmically funny journey through the darkest corners of dad humor. Dad Joke: Dark Matter Why won’t astronauts travel to the dark side of the moon? Because there’s no dark matter! Dad Joke: Gen X and Dark Matter If Gen Xers are the invisible generation, are they […]
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