Dad Jokes for Dog Days Siberian Husky Dad Jokes Why did the Siberian Husky cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty! What do you call a Siberian Husky in Ohio? A Buck-eye-ski! Vein and December 6th Pun Jokes Why are veins like holidays? Because they’re always blue on December 6th! Siberian Husky Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns -…
Dad Jokes: The Corniest and the Greatest Photography Puns What do you call a photographer who’s always in the dark? A film developer. Why did the photographer get arrested? For developing indecent pictures. Photography and On God Why did the photographer cross the road? On God. What do you call a photographer who’s always praying? […]
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Dad Jokes So Bad, They’ll Make You Laugh or Cry (Or Both!) Bladder Jokes Why did the bladder go to the doctor? Because it couldn’t hold it together! What do you call a bladder that’s too hard to ignore? A dummy-hard bladder! Ocean Puns What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just […]
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The Funniest and Not-So-Funny Dad Jokes You’ve Ever Heard Aerobics Jokes Why did the aerobic instructor cross the road? To get to the other thigh! What do you call a person who loves aerobics but is terrible at it? A simp-ton. Pun Joke Why did December 5th feel left out? Because it’s the only date […]
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Dad Jokes: French Fry vs. Funny Dad Jokes about French What do you call a fake noodle in French? An im-pasta! Why was the French chef sad? Because he lost his soufflé! Dad Joke about French (Stupid Jokes) What do you call a French person who loves stupid jokes? A Paris-ite! Pun Joke What do […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cure for Bacteriophobia Bacteriophobia: Fear of bacteria? You’re just not very clean-conscious! Satirical Bacteriophobia Dad Joke: Why did the bacteriophobe refuse to read the Onion? Because it’s full of pathogens! Near Me or December 5th Pun: What did the calendar say to the doctor? You’re near me, close to December! Bacteriophobia Knock-Knock […]
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Dad Jokes That’ll Make You Howl with Laughter Bichon Frise Dad Jokes Why did the Bichon Frise cross the road? To get to the other pawty! What do you call a Bichon Frise that’s always hiding? An outta sight chon! Near Me Dad Jokes What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea! […]
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Dad Jokes: The Star Trek: Voyager Edition Yo, trekkies and joke enthusiasts! Gear up for some cosmic laughs with these far-out Dad jokes straight from the Delta Quadrant. Star Trek: Voyager Dad Joke: – Why did Captain Janeway need to wear earplugs during warp jumps? Because of all the Hawking! Grunge-inspired Star Trek: Voyager Dad […]
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When Dad Jokes Attack: A Canine Comedy Hour Paw-some Dad Jokes about Great Danes Why did the Great Dane cross the road? To get to the other paws-ide! What do you call a Great Dane who loves peaches? A Peachy Dane! Tonsil Twisters and December Delights Why did the tonsils go to the doctor? They […]
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Dad Jokes You Wish Were Better Av Beit Din (Court) Why did the Av Beit Din cross the road? To get to the other side of the argument. Why did the Av Beit Din get lost? Because he didn’t know the Torah of the land. Europa/December 3rd What do you call a satellite that gets […]
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Dad Jokes: The Cheesiest and Coolest Titi Monkey Jokes Why did the Titi monkey cross the road? To get to the other jungle. Why was the Titi monkey so cold? Because he was hanging around with a Chill-i monkey! Pun Jokes What do you call a Miranda that’s always cold? Frigid-a! What day do monkeys […]
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Dad Jokes: Groan-Worthy to Gut-Busting Greyhound Jokes Q: Why did the Greyhound get lost? A: Because it couldn’t follow a scent-ence. Q: What do you call a cool Greyhound? A: Cool beans. Related Jokes Q: What do you call a mermaid with bad breath? A: Ariel Stinks. Q: What day do polar bears celebrate? A: […]
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Dad Jokes: A Collection of the Bad and the Paw-some Tail-Wagging Dad Jokes About English Springer Spaniels What do you call an English Springer Spaniel that’s always got its nose in the newspaper? A daily bark-er! Why did the English Springer Spaniel cross the road? To get to the other paw-ty. No Cap Dad Joke […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: The Ultimate Sodium Bicarbonate Extravaganza Baking Soda Bonanza What do you call baking soda that can’t swim? A sinking agent! Classic Dad Joke: Why did the baking soda refuse to eat the cookie? Because it didn’t want to get baked! Nix or December 2nd Puns What do you call a snowman with […]
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Dad Jokes: From a Monkey’s Perspective Tell me a Dad Joke about Patas monkey What do you call a Patas monkey who’s always getting into trouble? A patas-tic delinquent! Add another Dad Joke about Patas monkey related to Car and Road Jokes Why did the Patas monkey get a speeding ticket? Because he was caught […]
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