Dad Jokes that Will Make You Groan with Delight Dad Jokes about Coffee Why did the coffee need a nap? Because it was bean tired! What do you call a coffee that’s always running late? A pro-caffeinator! Dad Jokes about Coffee Related to Gassing You Up Why did the coffee bean cross the road? To […]
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Knock-Knock, Who’s There? Dad Jokes Galore! Tell me a Dad Joke about Sugar glider: Why are sugar gliders so good at math? Because they can divide their body weight by their height! Add another Dad Joke about Sugar glider related to Dummy hard: What do you call a sugar glider who can’t balance on a […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Groan and Laugh Out Loud Ornithophobia: Fear of Birds Why are ornithophobes so bad at hide-and-seek? Because they’re always looking up! What do you call an ornithophobe who’s into social justice? Woke-nophobia! Hair Puns and November 30th What do you call someone who gets lost in their own head? […]
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Dad Jokes: When the Punchline Is Corny, but the Laughter Is Real Dad Jokes About Gun Control: Why do gun owners love Velcro? Because it’s just right for holding things together! What do you call a gun control advocate with a concealed weapon? Politically incorrect. Umbilicus/November 30th Pun: Why did the belly button cross the […]
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Dad Jokes Galore: A Catastrophic Collection for Disaster Relief and DEI Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief Workers Why did the disaster relief worker cross the road? To help others get unstuck. What do you call a disaster relief worker who always gets the job done? The fixer-upper. Dad Jokes about Disaster Relief and DEI Why […]
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Dad Jokes That Will Make You Howl With Laughter Standard Poodle Dad Jokes Why did the Standard Poodle cross the road? To get to the other groomer! What do you call a Standard Poodle who’s always broke? A broke-n poodle! Millennial Standard Poodle edition: Why can’t millennial Standard Poodles afford a house? Because they keep […]
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Dad Jokes: The Ultimate Bloodbath Bloodlines of Laughter Why are vampires such bad dancers? Because they have two left feet! What do you call a vampire with no teeth? A gumshoe! Gen Z Bloodspatter What did the Gen Z vampire say after biting someone? “Sorry, I’m not a Boomer, I’m a Blood-mer!” November 30th: A […]
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Dive into the Cockpit of Dad Jokes! Buckle Up for Plane-tastic Puns Why did the plane get lost? Because it was navigated by a wingman! What do you call a plane that sings Broadway musicals? A Wicked Flyer! Get Ready for a Statue-Sque Pun Why was the statue of Galatea so cold? Because she was […]
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Dad Jokes: The School Board Edition Board Member Jokes What do you call a school board member who always argues? A plank with an ax to grind. What do you call a school board member who loves to set goals? A chief aim-e Palate/November 29th Jokes What’s the palate’s favorite holiday? Thanksgiving because it’s filled […]
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Prepare for a Laughter Cramp: Dad Jokes Galore! Section 1: Social Work-tacular Dad Jokes What do you call a Social Worker who’s always on top of things? A social climber! Why did the Social Worker get lost? Because they were looking for the Y-Axis! Section 2: Yass-tastic Dad Jokes What do you get when you […]
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Have a Laugh: The Best and Worst Dad Jokes About Gun Control and More Gun Control Jokes Why did the gun control advocate cross the road? To get to the other side of the aisle! What do you call a gun that’s always in control? A firearm that doesn’t shoot itself in the foot! Related […]
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Waves of Dad Jokes: From Surfing to Pun-derful Surfing Dad Jokes Why did the surfer quit his job? Because he wanted to catch some more waves! What do you call a surfer who’s always lowkey? A mellow rider. Kidney/November 28th Puns What do you call a kidney that’s always getting into trouble? A pea in […]
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Dad Jokes: Where the Good and Bad Collide Relationship Diversity Dad Jokes Why did the interracial couple cross the road? To get to the other side… of the world! What do you call a relationship between a deaf person and a blind person? A long-distance relationship. Highkey Related Relationship Diversity Dad Joke Why did the […]
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The Art of Terrible and Triumphant Dad Jokes Are you ready for the ultimate dad joke fest? Buckle up, kiddo, because we’re diving into the world of hilarious and not-so-hilarious puns, knock-knocks, and anecdotes that will make you groan and giggle at the same time. Non-Binary Nonsense Why did the non-binary person cross the road? […]
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Dad Jokes: The Gift That Keeps On Giving (or Not) Dad Jokes About Teachers “What do you call a teacher who’s always on the move? A mobile educator!” “Why did the teacher get a haircut? Because their students were getting too long!” Dad Jokes About Teachers and Jive “What do you call a teacher who’s […]
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